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seraphina loses it

SeraphinaSimp: sera want boba

Dio: yes pls

DonutMan: John how did you tame her

SeraphinaSimp: what do you mean

DonutMan: why does she roast the fuck out of me but act so "cutesy gf that loves you" around you

Dio: DO YOU WANT THE FUCKING SMOKE

SeraphinaSimp: more boba?

Dio: yes pls

DonutMan: nevermind man

DonutMan: I just want some fucking donuts

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DonutMan: finally

Degenerate: a donut shop being open at 5:30 in the morning is sketchy but whatever

SeraphinaSimp: alright let's go

Doc: leilah and I are staying here

Doc: go have fun you fat fucks

SeraphinaSimp: you're meant to be a therapist

Degenerate: your card declined I guess

SeraphinaSimp: alright is a dozen good

DonutMan: I don't want more than that so yeah

SeraphinaSimp: shit I forgot my card in the rv

Degenerate: it's alright I got it

SeraphinaSimp: thanks

Degenerate: assorted right

SeraphinaSimp: yeah

Degenerate: alright give me a minute

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Gay Fortune Teller: A severe problem regarding this excursion has recently occured to me.

Gay Fortune Teller: There are twelve donuts. But there are seven people. However, twelve cannot be divided into an equal number by seven. As such, our twelve donuts cannot be equally divided amongst seven people.

Gay Fortune Teller: I say we decide amongst ourselves who shall receive the lesser number of donuts.

Degenerate: well I paid so obviously not me

SeraphinaSimp: I need donut

DefinitelyCheatingOnBlyke: I think that Seraphina should be the one without the donut because she was being rude earlier

Dio: bitch tf

DefinitelyCheatingOnBlyke: she keeps cursing and it's really improper for a girl her age

Dio: sexist much

DonutMan: Well Cecile hasn't contributed to our conversation in hours so I don't think she should be getting one