assassins... and j o h n

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Sorry if this update comes out at like, eleven, I got pretty busy with school work today, some other stuff, and I had to go somewhere at six. And at the time I'm writing this, I have 267 WORDS AND I'M PANICKING BECAUSE I DONT KNOW IF I CAN GET IT OUT TODAY AND AAAAUAGAGAJjahakqjwbfjqjQJAHAJQJEKWBFJQIAaawascjekaplwjcbAOFHWLCHWBXOXVSNAPEIFHANCOHWBCOWHFNWICBWKCHWKFHWKZNCJWKALLkcnwlcjwowjJAJWJCJAKDJSJDKQKXBWLXHDBJSJXNFKWNDBRBHDJENFNNDJHFENFBDHFHBXHDJDBHXBANCBWHDHhejalzhdiqjJEJFJALGHWJFN FUCK THIS SHIT

Nicknames:

John: Fine

Seraphina: Sera

Asslo:

Isen: Certified Idiot

Blyke: pew pew lazer kid

Remi: Remiiiiiiiiii <3

Elaine: Bloobaree bich

Cecile:

Evie: Whereisboyfriend

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Fine: blyke, I hate you

pew pew lazer kid: oh come on you run for like

pew pew lazer kid: two hours straight at three am, then when you get back home you repeatedly destroy your punching bag, then go to sleep

Fine: how the hell do you know that

pew pew lazer kid: BECAUSE AT FIVE IN THE FUCKING MORNING EVERYONE AT WELLSTON IS AWAKE BECAUSE YOU'RE BASICALLY SAITAMA

Fine: what if I am Saitama

pew pew lazer kid: you're not bald

Fine: damnit

Fine: oh I know how I'll be able to make you not know if I'm Saitama

pew pew lazer: what are you gonna do rip your hair out

Fine: no, I'll be ripping your eyes out

pew pew lazer kid: but won't I still be able to hear you

Fine: I'll just have rip your ears out too then

Fine: Entering: Hunter Mode: Stage 1.

pew pew lazer kid: yeah I'm out bye

Fine: Not so fast, bitch

pew pew lazer kid: I'm dead

Sera: on the inside too

pew pew lazer kid: OH COME ON NOW EVEN SERAPHINA HATES ME

Sera: always did bitch

Fine: Target attempting to run. What cowardice.

pew pew lazer kid: NO PLEASE I DON'T WANT TO DIEEEEEEEEEE

pew pew lazer kid: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Fine: Target Eliminated.

Fine: oh shit this guy doesn't have red hair

Sera: did you just randomly punch a guy in the face

Fine: m a y b e

Sera: whatever he's probably some weak ass two

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