John has a shit day (as usual)

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Fine: Cecile

Fine: STOP TRYING TO DESTROY OUR GODDAMN PLANET

Cecile: sorry

Cecile: I just like pressing red buttons

Cecile: btw I pressed one in the basement, what does it do

Fine: oh my fucking god

Sera: sigh

Fine: I fucking hate all of you

Asslo: So do I.

Fine: who?

Asslo: All of yo-

Fine: CARES BITCH

"john stopping time for two more months" later

Cecile: what does the button do though

Fine: it gets rid of all the atmosphere's oxygen in five minutes

Sera: I though it was an hour

Fine: it was but then I realized each time I used it I got really fucking bored waiting for an hour for it to go off

Isen: wait so it went off before?

Fine: yes

Isen: then how aren't we dead

Fine: because I needed to figure out how much it damaged me to fix it

Isen: oh yeah I forgot you still take backlash damage each time you use your ability

Isen: is that the only weakness to your ability

Fine: even if it was I wouldn't answer you yes or no

Fine: ngl all of you are boring

Isen: 💀

Fine: we need to add someone else to the chat

Sera: I might know someone

Fine: her?

Sera: yeah

Fine: I haven't talked to her in a while

Blick: who the fuck is "her"

Fine: ur mom

Blick:

Sera has added Leilah to the group chat.

Isen: I love the drugs i smoke everyday

Leilah has left the group chat.

Fine: what the fuck is wrong with you

Isen: remember who you are

Fine: ...

Fine: you know what that's actually a really good point

Sera has added Leilah to the group chat.

Leilah: Seraphina, please no

Sera: why not

Leilah: the first thing I saw coming here was a guy who said he loves drugs.

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