Darkside (BkDK)

~~** The calm before the storm. **~~

Lowering his voice and leaning in close, Kacchan stumbled a bit trying to reply to the unexpected question. "Guys aren't pretty Idiot. You- you're cute."

"Cute? Like a puppy?"

"When you make fucking faces like THAT, yes. But no, not what I meant."

"Well you have to tell me what you mean then Kacchan. I can't read your mind, you know." Growling and refusing to play into the obvious trap being laid out for him, the explosion quirk user grabbed his phone and began quickly typing.

**^^💣 🤓 'Wonder Duo' 🤓 💣 ^^**

Lord Explosion Murder💣: youre fucking gorgeous and you damn well know it

Lord Explosion Murder💣: guys arent pretty there handsome

Deku 🤓: so you think im handsome?

Lord Explosion Murder💣: ...

~Deku levels an unamused look at Katsuki~

Lord Explosion Murder💣: yes asshole

Lord Explosion Murder💣: happy now?

Deku 🤓: (✺ᵔ‿ᵔ✺)

Lord Explosion Murder💣: lets go upstairs

Deku 🤓: ( ๑ ❛ ڡ ❛ ๑ )❤

"I hate those damn faces."

"But I thought you just said you LIKED my face?" As the two went back to the kitchen to clear their dishes the sounds of the girls fawning over the drawings Izuku left on the couch earlier filled the common room. "I should get those first before we go to... work on our report." The side eye and knowing smirk on the taller teen's face showed the blonde caught his boyfriend's subtle hint as the two made their way towards Yaoyorozu, Jiro, Ashido, Asui, Hagakure, and Uraraka.

Looking up from a large drawing of Deku with what looked to be fireworks behind him and the words 'we luv yu' written in romaji with a reversed e, his fellow greenette smiled at Midoriya. "These are adorable! Are they all for you?"

"Yeah, we had an assignment a while back at an elementary school and I guess the kids liked me. Today they had a kind of career day pep rally and the principal asked me to come speak to them again. Some of the kids gave me these as thank you gifts. It was really fun spending time with them all!" Scratching the back of his head in embarrassment, the inheritor of One for All moved to the other side of the couch preparing to collect his papers.

"But why are some of them wrinkled like this?" Holding up one particularly crumpled paper, Momo smoothed out the corners with a slight frown.

Holding up one with a distinct shoe print on it, Jiro looked at the blushing Broccoli Lord. "And this one was definitely stepped on."

"Oh! Well on my way to meet back up with Flurry after the school event ended I bumped into this really attractive woman and dropped all of the papers. She was super nice and helped me pick them up, but a few got a little damaged. I'll have to apologize to the kids if I ever get the chance to go back again."

"Really attractive? She must have been gorgeous for that to be the only thing you mention to describe her huh?" Even if you couldn't see Toru 's face, it was easy to hear the teasing tone in her voice.

"Yeah Deku. That's an interesting description of some random Extra." Was it just Kyouka, or did the whole temperature of the room just drop a few degrees? Maybe Todoroki was using his quirk?

"Th- that's just- well she was! Other people are allowed to be attractive Kacchan." With a pouting face the Broccoli morphed once more into his second form: Strawberry.

"So tell us about this oh-so-attractive woman that was hitting on you then. What was it about her that made her looks so worthy of mentioning?" It was the calmness in the blonde's voice that was the most concerning. Izuku would take a screaming cursing Katsuki over a quiet or polite one any day.

"She wasn't hitting on me. She was just being kind and offered me a compliment. That's all. As for her looks-" Thinking hard, the curly haired boy rubbed his chin and concentrated on recalling the woman's face. After a tense silent few moments he spoke again, "I- I don't know. I can't remember her face or anything she said clearly. I just remember she was attractive and nice enough to help me pick up the papers."

"So you can't remember anything that she said other than she said you were pretty and you can't think of anything specific about her face. No hair color? Eye color? How tall she was?" The shy shaking of green curls was Bakugo's only reply as his partner continued to try and recall any details from his encounter. "The only thing you remember is she was hot? Isn't that interesting." Turning away and heading towards the stairs, Blasty said nothing else. No yelling. No small explosions. No curses. Just calmly heading to his dorm room.

"That was...."

"Unexpected. Not how I would have expected him to react to his boyfriend talking about being blinded by someone else's good looks."

"I know right? I thought for sure he'd have headed to the gym to beat something up."

"Or start talking about locating security cameras so he could track the mystery woman down, maybe."