Planet Uzek And The Accidental Princess!

Chapter 1 Thank God!

" If , I took anything from this experience it's... never go to the port o' potty! "  .. Yeap , y'all read that right!  I , mean all I did was go to the fair.  I , noticed everybody lined up at this one.  when there's one completely open so ... I ran in reliving myself then...

"What the heck .... open!"  The complete inside changed from toilet to space ship ,or something  with  one seat and the belts,  had a mind of their own , pulling me to the seat I screamed  " DON'T KILL ME!" Let me go ! Let me go!

A , pedestal with buttons, and symbols came up ... Prince Tenk , we will arrive in " <->!$% some weird language " No , I'm not Tenk go , back to Earth!"  I , don't recognize your vocal signatures!

" Oh shit!" I , yelled suddenly I felt as though I , was falling weightless " Ughh , slow down I'm gonna hurl!"... We , have arrived at our destination!  " Where , is our destination exactly?" The , planet Uzek twenty light years from Earth!

" Can ,you take me back to Earth?"
A series of beeps ,squeaks , and buzzing sounds .... Not ,until I refill my fuel stores! " Well , pull over to the gas pump and get it!"
I , can't without Emperor Zimo's approval !

The , door flew open and this girl ran in ... Tenk! She's , holding what I assume is food or something it's glowing  green ,and purple.... " Um , there's a mix up! His , ship looked like a port o potty and... eh , the ship thought I was him so can't y'all send me back?"

She looks so pissed... Yelling,  something that sounds like bird chirps, growls, hissing,  and .... Seka?? A , blonde female with tan skin and lavender eyes .. She says something to me " I , can't understand you!"

Then , the ship speaks to her in their language .... Human,  you  dare steal our ship? " No , I thought it was a port o potty! You , know I guess he was disguising the ship but.. I , came to relieve myself ,and then I saw it was a space ship! Please , just send me back so he can get the ship!"

No , you have bonded to his ship! " I , don't understand ! Why , can't I go back?"  Your , soul matter is compatible with our prince to mate! "And , the ship knows that somehow??" My , heart is racing and everything went  black...

My , head throbs as I sat up slowly. Looking , around the room " Eh , I must've passed out , and hit my head!" Oh , you're awake! I , see a very nice looking middle aged guy..

" Did ,I pass out?" You , lost consciousness temporarily! If , this is passed out then yes!" I smile then noticed the tail , fangs , and pointed ears... I thought" Okay don't stare it's rude!"....

" Are , you a doctor, or healer?" Something more but yes! I nodded... " So, are you from here? Or ,did you come by accident?"
He , looks puzzled his tail swishing... I , was born here four thousand moons ago!

My mind is full of questions.... " So , does one moon equal one year , or do you have more than one moon?"
He chuckled... I , am very old! "Dang , you look good for old!"  I like you! " Thanks, for the compliment!"

Come , let's go replenish our energy!  " Okay , as long as your wife doesn't go ape shit !" Wife?? "Uh , mate or partner!" Ooh , no I am a single of Uzek ! I nodded and thought "Okay , he's not really interested! Just being nice!"

I , follow him out and down a hall to the dining room " What , is this stuff?" Googa' loo , muns'ho , cunt'di , som som! I took a deep breath " I'm full of questions just skip the cunt'di , and  som som. I'll , try the other stuff! •\✓•

The server just put everything.. I thought " Language barrier?!?" I sat at a table with this doctor "So , what is your name?" He grins big.... I am Umo! " I am Jessica!" He smiled... I , couldn't decide what was safe so, saying a silent prayer I took a bite " Mmm , is this some kind of meat?"

Cunt meat! I went pale.. swallowing , back a wave of nausea
" Umo , is that female sex organs or , something else here?" He , bust a gut laughing... No, a ugly bird! " Phew, I feel so much better ! Thank God , I didn't literally eat somebody's pussy!"  Then Umo blushed.