these funny chapter(s) are a birthday gift to me! cuz I can do whatever the fuck I want for my birthday and Icefire said that I could if I wanted to because they sent me all of these off some website that generates the funnies. (there may be 3 other characters that you won't meet till later in the book just some fun spoilers!)
so... HAPPY 15TH BIRTHDAY TO ME MOTHER TRUCKERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Humphery: Why don't you go talk to Julius?
Captain: (sarcastically) Oh, yeah sure
Humphery: What do you tell he is cute. What's the worst that could happen?
Captain: He could hear me.
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Fanny: (talking to Julian) is looking good was a crime, you would be a law-abiding citizen.
Julian: (not amused)
Robin: (laughing so hard he is on the floor)
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Kitty: Detective! the man belongs to some kind of sleepover where they worship a divine forest creature with antlers and that's how he met his end
Pat: Dear God!
Kitty: Yeah! Exactly!
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Mary: (reading a Clifford the big red dog book)
Humphery: how does Clifford get so big? Do they explain why?
Mary: Well, Emily's love for him grew, and so did he.
Humphery: well, your dog is pretty small. Guess that says something about you, huh?
Mary: (closes book) YOUR PRETTY SMALL WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR PARENTS
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(an alternat version of the last one)
Robin: (reading a Clifford the big red dog book)
Julian: how does Clifford get so big?
Robin: Well, Emily's love for him grew, and so did he.
Julian: well, you're pretty small. Guess that says something about your parents, huh?
Robin: (closes book) YOUR D*CK IS PRETTY SMALL. WHAT DOES THAT SAY ABOUT YOUR WIFE.
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Robin: hi, I'm Robin, and only you can prevent forest fires... seriously, it has to be you. I'm sure as hell not going to do it.
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Pat: Captain and Julius are late again; how did this happen?
Alison: I called them at 8 o'clock this morning and pretended it was 11 am
Fanny: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon
Tomas: I set their clock to say its pm when is am.
Julian: I think we over did it.
Julius: (Kicks down the door)
Captain: WHAT TIME IS IT!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
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Captain: your violent
Pat: yeah, but I'm also short so it makes me adorable.
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Humphery: a person can really hear themselves think out here.
Humphrey's mind: did you leave the stove on? The front door is unlocked?!?! WILL YOU DIE ALONE!?!?!?!?!
Humphery: well, that was a mistake.
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Alison: I tried to write 'I'm a functional adult' but my phone changed it to 'fictional adult' and I feel like that's more accurate.
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Robin: (nudges Alison at 3am) Pretty fucked up that we depict the moon as a girl and the sun as a boy, they're just floating rocks in space. Alison? Listen! They're sexless!!!
Alison: the sun isn't a rock, go back to sleep.
Robin: ITS NOT A ROCK?!?!
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Julius: Hi, I'm Julian's emergence contact.
Lady at the counter: are you here to pick him up?
Julius: no, I'm here to remove myself from his emergence contact.
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Julian: you use emojis like a straight person.
Julius: that's literally the worst thing anyone has ever said about me.
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see you all later for funnies part 2! I'm posting this at 1:15 am for me. I am officially 15 today!!!!!!!!!!!!
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