Musical inspired pickup lines
Requested by urlocalmeme
Thank you very much darling
Lez go
(If you say and of these, you need to accompany them with awkward winks and finger guns)
Are you the battle of Yorktown? Because when I saw you my world turned upside down
If it takes fighting a war for us to meet it will have been worth it
You remind me of Macaroni. I love macaroni.
Our love is god, now let's go get some slushies
Wanna rehearse the dead girl walking choreography?
I will kill your friends and family to remind you of my love
When I look at you, I see stars
The only room with a view is a room with you in it!
Sure on the outside you're disgusting. But on the inside you're... disgusting
Let's break the bed
Wanna haaaaaannnnnnggggggg?
(The Be More Chill fans will get this.)
YMMBSB
(Acronym for a heathers lyric)
I do need your love
Hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey OOOOOOOOH
You got me helpless
If anyone hurts you, I hope that they burn
DA DA DA DA-DA
You're sweeter than my candy store
(I cringed coming up with that)
You wanna share my lifeboat?
Our love is god
I will send a fully armed battalion to remind you of my love!
The sound of a scream is music to me. *aggressive winking*
(I disappoint myself)
Have you ever used a pickup line?
I say them to my friends.
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31 days of Broadway
FanfictionHello my lovelies! So, as you probably guessed, I'm a theatre kid. And I want to share my theatre kid-ness with the world, sooooo, I present to you... 31 days of Broadway! Each chapter is related to Broadway musicals. Feel free to leave requests!
