BEETLEJUICE IN A NUTSHELL
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Lydia: my mum's dead.
Beetlejuice: SHUT THE FUCK UP! LET ME HAVE MY MAIN CHARACTER MOMENT! KABAM! UKELELE! SNAKES! FIFTY DOLLAR PLASTIC CUPS OF ROOM TEMPERATURE WHITE WINE!
The Maitlands: Kids?
The Maitlands: nah
The Maitlands: fuck, we died
Beetlejuice: WHY HELLO THERE!
Charles: we moved.
Lydia: Dad, why do you have a new gf? mum died like, twenty minutes ago.
Charles: plotline things.
Lydia: DEAD MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
Beetlejuice: be scary.
Barbra: boo.
Adam: ah, you scared me
Barbra: shit, sorry.
Delia: Glory
Lydia: Boring
Delia: Gaia
Lydia: Haria
Delia: Karma
Lydia: Drama
Delia: Nirvana
Lydia: Banana
Delia: Self-realization
Lydia: Self-masturbation
Beetlejuice: these were actually some of the original lyrics.
The Maitlands: hi
Lydia: hey.
Charles: marry me?
Delia: k
Lydia: hey, there are ghosts.
Delia: thats nice dear
Lydia: brb, just killing myself.
Beetlejuice: no.
Lydia: why?
Beetlejuice: I can kill your dad
Lydia: so can the Maitlands, bitch.
Lydia: *Yeet*
Delia: *Delia.exe has stopped working*
Charles: *Charles.exe has stopped working*
Literally everyone but Lydia: *LiterallyEveryoneButLydia.exe has stopped working*
Charles: money money. Must be funny. in a rich man's world.
Lydia: gay mf, gay mf, gay mf
Beetlejuice: ITS SHOWTIME!
Charles: bai
Sky: I could die if a person jumped out and said boo.
Sky: still. IM GONNA SELL SOME COOKIES.
Lydia: actually, your parents will be the ones selling cookies to pay for your hospital bills, lmao.
Beetlejuice: oh how I love making people scream. in many ways ;D
Lydia: im going to the netherworld
Miss Argentina: I slashed my wrists, but sorta wish I didn't
Miss Argentina: WHAT I KNOW NOOOOOOW
Lydia: MUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Beetlejuice: marriage bbg?
Lydia: sure.
Lydia: LMAO, SIKE! YOU THOUGHT! *Stabby stab*
Beetlejuice's mum I think? idk. havent seen the musical: i kill
Lydia: no
The Maitlands: SHAKE SHAKE SHAKE SENORA
Lydia: happy ending i guess?
Beetlejuice: Or is it? Because everything's over now. And all that's left is you and the infinite void.
Beetlejuice: Kind of makes you want to play saxophone, huh? *saxophone*
Lydia: Mario movie?
Beetlejuice: Fuck off Lydia. I fucked your mum. after she died.
They should have ended it like that.
What's your favorite Beetlejuice song?
IMO, either Say My Name or Home
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31 days of Broadway
FanfictionHello my lovelies! So, as you probably guessed, I'm a theatre kid. And I want to share my theatre kid-ness with the world, sooooo, I present to you... 31 days of Broadway! Each chapter is related to Broadway musicals. Feel free to leave requests!
