31 days of Broadway

december 24th

[Hamilton:]
Hey...

[Maria:]
Hey...

[Hamilton:]
That's when I began to pray:
Lord, show me how to
Say no to this
I don't know how to
Say no to this

"Damn, you're stupid then." Aragon said.

But my God, she looks so helpless

"Ughhhhhhh. Painful flashback." Parr shuddered.

And her body's saying, "Hell, yes."

"I'm not a genius or whatever, but I'm pretty sure bodies don't talk." Boleyn said.

[Maria:]
Whoa...

[Hamilton:]
No, show me how to

"Nein." Cleves said.

[Hamilton/Ensemble:]
Say no to this

[Hamilton:]
I don't know how to

[Hamilton/Ensemble:]
Say no to this

[Hamilton:]
In my mind, I'm tryin' to go

"LIES." Aragon said.

[Ensemble:]
Go! Go! Go!

"Do that." Jane said.

[Hamilton:]
Then her mouth is on mine, and I don't say...

[Ensemble:]
No! No!

"Omg, you asshole!" Boleyn exclaimed.

Say no to this!
No! No!
Say no to this!
No! No!
Say no to this!
No! No!
Say no to this!

[Hamilton:]
I wish I could say that was the last time
I said that last time. It became a pastime

"Oml, he is a dick." Parr said.

"His personality is probably the only dick he has." Howard said.

A month into this endeavor I received a letter
From a Mr. James Reynolds, even better, it said:

[James:]
Dear Sir, I hope this letter finds you in good health
And in a prosperous enough position to put wealth
In the pockets of people like me: down on their luck
You see, that was my wife who you decided to

[Hamilton:]
Fuuuu...

[James:]
Uh-oh! You made the wrong sucker a cuckold
So time to pay the piper for the pants you unbuckled
And hey, you can keep seein' my whore wife
If the price is right: if not I'm telling your wife

"UNSINCERELY, Cowboy Man." Boleyn said.

[Hamilton:]
I hid the letter and I raced to her place
Screamed, "How could you?!" in her face
She said:

"'Fuck this shit I'm out.'" Howard narrated.

[Maria:]
No, sir!

[Hamilton:]
Half dressed, apologetic
A mess, she looked pathetic,

"Stop insulting people for simply existing." Cleves said.

she cried:

[Maria:]
Please don't go, sir!

"Babes, no." Howard said, shaking her head.

[Hamilton:]
So was your whole story a setup?

[Maria:]
I don't know about any letter!

"he didn't mention a letter?" Aragon said.

[Hamilton:]
Stop crying
Goddammit, get up!

"She can get up, you can shut up." Boleyn said.

[Maria:]
I didn't know any better

[Hamilton:]
I am ruined...

"Fun fact, WE DON'T CARE." Boleyn yelled.

[Maria (Hamilton):]
Please don't leave me with him helpless (I am helpless — how could I do this?)
Just give him what he wants and you can have me
(I don't want you)
Whatever you want (I don't want you)
If you pay (I don't)
You can stay

[Maria (Hamilton) {Ensemble}:]
(Lord, show me how to say no to this) {Say no to this}
Tonight (I don't know how to say no to this) {Say no to this}
('Cause the situation's helpless)
Helpless
(And her body's screaming, "Hell, yes.")
Whoa!
(No, show me how to say no to this) {Say no to this}
How can you say no to this? (How can I say no to this?) {Say no to this}
(There is nowhere I can go)
{Go! Go! Go!}
(When her body's on mine I do not say...) {No!}
(Yes) Yes {Say no to this! No!}
(Yes) Yes {Say no to this! No!}
(Yes) Ye-ye-yes {Say no to this! No!}
(Yes) Yes {Say no to this!}
(Say no to this...)
(I don't say no to this) Don't say no to this
(There is nowhere I can go)
{Go! Go! Go!}

[James:]
So?

[Hamilton:]
Nobody needs to know

"MAN WHORE!" Howard yelled.

Loved writing this. Thanks for the request again.

Fave comedy number in a musical?

Sexy from Mean Girls, Haus of Holbein from SIX or You'll Be Back from Hamilton

Only one more week. If you have any requests, you should leave them fast.

Also, here is my newest child

His name is Phillip.

Thank you to urlocalmeme for coming up with another lovely Hamilton inspired name for one of my stuffed animals