Splatoon x Male Reader

S3C Chapter 2: Same Squid, Different Adventure

Frye: So now extra loot?

Shiver gave Frye a light smack with the fan.

Frye: Ah! Hey! I'm just saying, it's not the biggest haul today, I was hoping Big Man was holding out on us a bit.

Shiver ignored Frye as she went back to Big Man.

Shiver: Fine, Big Man, but it's your responsibility.

Frye: Yeah, we're not going to walk it or feed it or anything like that.

Big Man: Ay! (You can't just talk about him like he's a pet!)

Big Man exclaimed as he got a cup and filled it with water from the sink. As he went to give it to him, he realized he was still unconcious and wasn't sure how to get him to drink it. He started at first putting it towards his mouth before he just decided it was best to just poor it over his head.

(Y/N): Water!

(Y/N) quickly jumped up awake and drinking the rest of the water in the cup before looking around and seeing the sink, to which he immediately ran over to and started drinking right from the faucet.

The three members of Deep Cut all jumped back at his quick wake up.

He slowly backed up from the faucet taking his breath.

Shiver: Is tha-

He quickly shot back to the sink and drank even more.

Deep Cut:  . . .

He once again broke away from the faucet.

(Y/N): Okay, I'm good.

Shiver: Are yo-

She was cut off by him drinking from the sink again. Shiver was now feeling her patience was being tested.

For a third, and hopefully final time, he stopped drinking from the sink and faced the three in front of him. No one in the room was saying anything.

(Y/N): So...?

Shiver: Is that all-!

(Y/N) ran back for the sink.

Shiver's anger started to flare. Luckily Big Man stopped him since he was getting a bit nervous at just how angry Shiver might get if this back and forth keeps going.

Big Man: Ay. (I think you've had enough for the moment.)

(Y/N): Sorry, sorry. I just walked across a WHOLE desert! I was a little thirsty.

Shiver: Why didn't you just take a plane?

(Y/N): Good question.

Frye: Why didn't you just take the train?

(Y/N): Good question!

Big Man: Ay? (Why didn't you bring any water?)

(Y/N): GOOD QUESTION- oh my cod, why didn't I bring any water..? IT WAS A DESERT! Look! I was on my way to Splatsville, I knew it was across the desert, and I didn't know there were planes that flew here, and I didn't see the train tracks... the entire way here...

Frye and Shiver busted out laughing at him.

(Y/N) was embarassed by his disease known as "lack of brain" and just continued speaking.

(Y/N): So where am I anyway? I've still gotta make my way to Splatsville.

Shiver: Well this is actually our secret hideout, located in Splatsville.

Shiver made sure to clap her fan when emphasizing "secret" and glaring at Big Man, causing him to nervous sweat and rub what would be his neck if he weren't a manta ray.