What's the difference between a boner and a cheeseburger?
KingofReferences
What
I'm not giving you a cheeseburger
KingofReferences
?
Oh
...
LMAO
It took you a minute to get it
KingofReferences
Yeah
I'm tired as fuck
The New Year event is coming up
Right right
And Erwin dragged you in the planning committee
KingofReferences
Lemme warn you
You piss me off today
And you're paying for the mattress
WAIT
NO
KingofReferences
Then don't piss me off
Okay
Also
Did you enjoy the fight
KingofReferences
No
You put too much butter in the popcorn
NO I DIDN'T
I JUST MICROWAVED THE POPCORN AND BROUGHT THEM
KingofReferences
Why did you buy the butter flavour
Why didn't you buy the butter flavour
KingofReferences
Tch
And
Since neither won
Did Annie lose the dare
Yep
But honestly I was so scared
They had been fighting for hours
I thought the cops were gonna arrest us
KingofReferences
Is that why you hid behind me
Yeah
Even though they didn't arrest us
If they had decided to
That would be useless
You're too small to hide me
KingofReferences
Fucking liar
You were hiding perfectly
YOU ARE READING
Truth or Date? (Levi X Reader) AU
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