Truth or Date? (Levi X Reader) AU

Day 38

Are you google?

Cause you're everything I've been searching for

KingofReferences

You sent me more than one pickup line a day

So why are you sending one today

I have to send at least one a day

I can send more if I want

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I will kill you if you send more

What if I want you to kill me

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I will hire a hitman

Aw man

Also

Did you know

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Your 'did you know' did not end well last time

That there are about 61.84 spiders in every house

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Yes

Wait really?

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Yes

Isabel told me

She's scared of spiders so she looked it up

And cried

Me too

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You deserve it

Meanie

Also

There is always

A spider

Carefully watching you

With the intention to slowly eat you

And each day

That spider

Gets close and closer

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...

Boo

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You're lying

No I'm not

KingofReferences

Yes you are

There is a spider always watching you

But not necessarily with the intention to eat you

I know man

But you didn't have to say it

I know

And you know

But the readers don't know

We could've scared them