The Lost Potter Twisted - Artemis Potter

27 - I Solemnly Swear

Artemis

I wake up around midnight since I went to sleep around four thirty earlier, I quietly tiptoe out of bed, grab one of my blue hoodies and old trackies and slip them over my pajamas, when I turn to look at Valentina I see she isn't there, checking all the other girls' beds I see none of them are there. What the hell? I grab my wand and my Marauders Map. I carefully pull the map out of my back pocket tapping my wand to it and whisper,

"I solemnly swear I'm up no good," as the map comes to life and almost everyone is in the great hall or the teachers are in their rooms, other than Flitch. Opening the window I climb out onto the roof knowing this way I won't get caught, I look at the map and make my to the teacher's corridor. After ten minutes of walking on the roof, I push the window up and climb through with a smirk thinking about tomorrow morning, just as I am about to pull out my notes I hear a scream.

"STUDENT OUT OF BED!" Peeves screams as I turn around to look at him with a glare,

"Shut up,"

"Why?" he questions,

"Cause I'm trying to pull a prank you couldn't even dream off dead man," I grit still glaring at him,

"Eh? STUDEN..." The rest of his sentence is cut off as I whisper

"Waddiwasi," I say remembering Remus' spell, and gum comes flying from around the corner and shoots up in his nose, as he howls in pain floating away,

"Idiot," I whisper to myself, pulling my notes out I read out one of the spells I came up with earlier, "Volniflu," pointing my wand at the painting beside Snape's. I open my eyes slowly and see Professor Flitwick asleep, I do a quick once over of the room, seeing it full of books and covered in notes and dust, What a shock, I think rolling my eyes before pointing my wand at the floor and muttering the jink I made up, and back away to the door watching the magic happen. Smirking at my masterpiece I quietly open the door and step out, moving to each and every one of the teachers' rooms minus Snape, Let them think it's a Slytherin I guess, shrugging knowing the real reason is that I feel bad for him, and don't want him to relive what my dad and uncles put him through, and make my way back to bed the way I came.

My alarm starts blaring and goes flying off my bedside table as I whack it,

"No, fuck off," I mumble sleepily burying myself deeper under the covers, and it continues to buzz around the room, grumbling a line of curses I walk over to my trunk and grab my stuff, walking into the bathroom, I quickly change into a black singlet, one of my blue hoodies, leather pants, boots, Gryffindor robe and grab my tie and just drop it around my neck. Quickly running my fingers through my hair and neatening it, I walk out yawning,

"What classes do we have today," I ask moving to my tote bag and trunk where all my new books are, and placing them in my bag. Not hearing an answer I turn around to see none of the girls are in their beds, "What the fuck?" I mumble before walking out to the common room to see it completely barron.

"This is not normal," I grumble now on edge before walking to the exit and pushing the back of the fat lady's painting, trying again I ram into with my shoulder and it doesn't budge, "Fuck this!" I yell before storming to one of the windows and climb out angry then climb in the next window I see and start walking to The Great Hall. 

"Thank Godric!" Harry yells running forward and bringing me into a tight hug, I stumble back and freeze completely confused,

"Hi?" I say full of confusion before Harry lets me go and looks over me, "What are you doing?"

"Making sure our not hurt," he states when I feel a hard whack over the back of the head before being consumed in another hug,

"DON'T SCARE ME LIKE THAT EVER AGAIN!" Hermione screams pulling back holding my shoulders looking me dead in the eye,