Cursed Groupchat [Book 1]

Midnight Chat

● Shadow, Mephiles, Fleetway & Infinite's alt GC.

Shadow:
> are any of you still awake

Mephiles:
> Shadow it's fucking 2:30 wtf do you want

Shadow:
> stfu why are you awake then

Infinite:
> what is it anyway

Shadow:
> oh right
> so I just have my biggest achievement
> this year

Fleetway:
> tank certified fr?! 🤯

Mephiles:
> holy shit

Shadow:
> no not that 💀
> Sonic just gave me a blow under the desk

Infinite:
> SONIC DID WHAT WHERE

Fleetway:
> AYOO

Mephiles:
> I was hoping it'd be smth important
> considering it's past midnight
> but still wtf how was it?

Shadow:
> oh it was in the middle of my online meeting and I wanted to kick his face so bad
> but I was enjoying it so I didn't

Infinite:
> but why was he horny

Shadow:
> idk maybe he just wants to annoy me
> but idc I got a bj 🤸‍♂️

Fleetway:
> did you fuck after that

Shadow:
> we did
> that's why I'm still awake
> why are you guys still awake anyway

Mephiles:
> I'm omw home actually

Fleetway:
> MEPH OMG DON'T TEXT AND DRIVE

Mephiles:
> I have a driver

Fleetway:
> oh
> well I'm still awake bc Scourge is on the phone with his cousin since 10 pm

Infinite:
> and I'm just awake bc I want to

Shadow:
> heh I got a bj under the desk
> I'm so cool

Mephiles:
> shut up you just sound stupid when you say it like that

Shadow:
> your jealousy is showing
> that's okay Meph you'll get yours with Silver

Mephiles:
> don't test me mf

Fleetway:
> ok no need to get all tense here

Infinite:
> idk I kinda like it when they fight

Fleetway:
> well speaking of achievement
> I think my biggest one this year is getting to fuck Scourge in the changing room

Shadow:
> OMG

Mephiles:
> now that I think abt it maybe mine is when I get to fuck Silver with tentacles

Fleetway:
> I honestly forgot abt that holy fuck

Infinite:
> my achievement is when Gadget wagged his tail for the first time while I fuck him from behind

Shadow:
> aw now that's kinda cute

Mephiles:
> our level of cute is just lewd don't lie

Fleetway:
> OH YEAH TOTALLY
> I FORGOT TO MENTION I GOT THIS SEXY PHOTO OF SCOURGE WHILE HE WAS ON HIS LINGERIE SHOOT

Infinite:
> wait he does photos of that too??

Shadow:
> AND YOU'RE OKAY WITH IT⁉️

Fleetway:
> hey my man is grinding that money
> I'll always support him

Mephiles:
> aight I respect that

Infinite:
> then imagine he invites Silver

Mephiles:
> yeah okay no don't do that

Fleetway:
> but like Meph said
> lewd is our level of cute
> and that's a fact

Shadow:
> I mean come on

Mephiles:
> yeah even Silver's gotten more lewd recently

Infinite:
> pls tell us mr.devil sir

Fleetway:
> HA

Shadow:
> 💀💀💀💀💀

Mephiles:
> fuck you
> but I'm gonna tell anyway
> lately he's very into fluffy thigh highs and oversized sweaters
> I know you might think that's not lewd but he literally told me the reason he's wearing it was because he wanted to impress me

Infinite:
> oh god
> he's dressing up for you

Fleetway:
> naawww that's so cute 😭😭
> how many does he have now??

Mephiles:
> he has like 12 pairs

Shadow:
> but what do you actually feel abt it

Mephiles:
> I'm fine with it as long as he's enjoying himself
> it's like his hobby now

Shadow:
> Sonic's hobby is basically just annoying me and attempting to make me horny in the process
> I mean I don't hate it

Infinite:
> my hobby is biting Gadget

Fleetway:
> I don't have a hobby
> but I'm Scourge's hobby

Shadow:
> 💀

Infinite:
> nice line

Mephiles:
> well I just made it home
> I'm getting some rest
> you fuckers should too

Fleetway:
> aight

Shadow:
> caring Meph is my favorite Meph

Infinite:
> me too