2. "With the queen of England"

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In the "Silly pieces of shit" gc
3:07 AM

Mummy 🎀 :
Where ya'll at ??

Also born from incest :
We're literally walking to the front of Target

Mini Mummy 🎀 :
Ya'll  must be parked downtown ATLANTA.

Iconic piece of shit :
We see ya !!

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"CHIBI"
"CHIBI"

Mini Chuuya: "I hate life"

Chuuya: "same"

The two Gingers sobbed when they saw and heard the brunettes

Tachihara : "calm down it's not that bad"

he uttered to the two mopping gingers that are currently walking to where Dazai and mini dazai are

Q : "you're just saying that because you have a crush on him Tachi !!"

Q exclaimed while looking smugly at the fake ginger who was currently looking at them with surprise along the the other gingers who now stopped mopping
Tachihara took them and hurriedly walked to the brunettes ignoring the curious but sharp gaze of the two others gingers and the detective trailing behind them.

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Dazai : "Hi Ranpo-San, Tachihara-Kun, Yumeno, Elise-Chan, Mini Chuuya, and Chuuya !!!"

Dazai Happily mentioned all of their names with an closed eye smile

Mini Dazai : "I don't like any of you except Elise and Q"

Dazai : "That's a lie"
Dazai smugly told the younger while looking at the younger chibi

Mini Dazai : "Stfu"

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The group make it inside the store
12 min later...

Mini Dazai : "VROOM VROOM BITCH"

Tachihara : "BEEM BEEM"

Dazai : "BEEM BEEM BEEM"

*Mini dazai's swerving in a hello kitty car, and Tachihara and Dazai are playing with light sabers*

Mini Dazai : "WATCH OUT"

Mini Chuuya : "HEY WTH"

Mini Dazai : "you should've got out the way not my problem"

Mini Chuuya : "Why you-"

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Ranpo : "CASTAWAYS"

Elise : "WE ARE CASTAWAYS"

Q : "AHOY YEA AHOY"

All three of them : "WE ARE CASTAWAYS"

They're in backyardigan costumes *

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Chuuya: *at the Starbucks in the Target*

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Tachihara : "Dazai... I am your father"

Dazai : "what.. no"

Tachihara : "I mean I'm pregnant and your the father"

Dazai : "HUH"

Tachihara : "Wait no- Your pregnant and I'm the baby !"

Dazai : "WHAT ??"

*BEAM BEAM BEAM*

Dazai : "YOU CAN'T FIGHT A PREGNANT LADY"

Tachihara : "I CAN IF IM THE CHILD"

Dazai : "THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE"

Tachihara : "IT DOES IN THE NAME OF PHYSICS"

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Ranpo : "What about you being built like a bus driver" *holding a packaged teen Barbie*

Elise : "What about you being built like the bus" *Holding another one*

Q : "😨" *Holding a Child Barbie*

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Mini Dazai : "IM WINNING"

Mini Chuuya : "NO YOUR NOT" *Uses ability to go in front of him*

Mini Dazai : "THATS CHEATING YOU SHORT AHH SHRIMP"

Mini Chuuya : "WHO ARE YOU CALLING A SHORT SHRIMP YOU MUMMY"

Mini Dazai : "A MINI MUMMY GET IT RIGHT"

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Chuuya : "That's why your shoes raggedy" *joined them in their game of Barbie's*

Q : "That's why your mama dead"

Ranpo : "YOU GOT A MAMA NEVER MIND"

Elise : "YOU GOT A MAMA NEVER MIND"

Chuuya : "😨😨😨😰😰😰😭😢😢😱😱"
(Chuuya got gagged I fear 🫢)
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Tachihara : "I'm in love 😍"

Dazai : "With who ??"

Tachihara : "With the queen of England"

Dazai : "isn't she dead now 😰"

Tachihara : "stop ruining it, age is just a number"

Tachihara : "we're in love"

Dazai : "🤨"
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They all got kicked out
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