Bsd into the bungou-verse 🎀

1. "Combination"

Just some rio Romeo for you 🥰
(EDITED)
(Like I literally re-did the whole chapter)

In the "Silly pieces of shit" gc
12:00 AM

Iconic piece of shit :
FELIZ NAVIDAD FUCKERS

Mummy 🎀 :
MERRY CHRISTMAS ALL YOU PAIRS OF TESTICLES

Also born from incest :
PAIRS OF TESTICLES ??

Mummy 🎀 :
You've could've at least said merry Christmas back instead of questioning me you unreleased trash album

Iconic piece of shit :
Unreleased trash album is crazy ngl

Dazaiismyfavprettyprincess :
Like imagine being unreleased and still being a trash ass song could never be me

Also born from incest :
This is bullying .

Mommy 🗣️‼️ :
Why are all of you up at 12:00 AM, go to sleep.

Blondie 🛍️ : MERRY CHRISTMAS 🎄🎄

Mommy 🗣️‼️ :
So you're just going to ignore me ?

Wine aunt :
there's someone in my house, it looks like me when I was younger send help.

Mummy 🎀 :
a Mini chibi !

Wine aunt :
this is no laughing matter it's on my couch

Also born from incest :
why are u calling him "it" ?

Wine aunt :
Cause what if it's an alien

I'matigernotalion :
Well maybe you could ask for his name ?

Dazai-San notice me :
Shut up

I'matigernotalion :
I WASNT EVEN TALKING TO YOU ??

Dazai-San notice me :
IT DOESNT MATTER JINKO

Mummy 🎀 :
There's a Mini me too !!

Iconic piece of shit :
Mini Chuuya

Dazaiismyfavprettyprincess :
Mini Dazai

Ilikebunnys :
Combination

Mummy 🎀 :
He said he like my pants 😍
I love him already
Can I add him ??

Mommy 🗣️‼️ :
no.

Iconic piece of shit :
yes.

Mummy 🎀 :
Okay !!

Mini Mummy 🎀 :
HII !

Pedophile :
Mini Dazai!!

Mini Mummy 🎀 :
ew.

Also born from incest :
We should all meet up ?

Iconic piece of shit :
ew no.

Dazaiismyfavprettyprincess :
yea like wtf no.

Mummy 🎀 :
I think we should !!

Iconic piece of shit :
Omg yes that's such a good idea mum !!!

Dazaiismyfavprettyprincess :
Ikr !!

Also born from incest :
wow.

Thebestdetectivefuckers :
The switch up is honestly outrageous
But yea we should as long as there's candy

Mini Mummy 🎀 :
Yea what the dumb detective said !!

Thebestdetectivefuckers :
EXUSE ME ?

Mini Mummy 🎀 :
You heard me you dumb fuck

Mummy 🎀 :
HELP I CANT BIRTH

Mini Mummy 🎀 :
PUSHH
*Baby cries*
IT'S A GIRL

Doctor lady :
WTF IS GOING ON ????

Mummy 🎀 :
I just gave girth
I MEANT BIRTH

Doctor lady :
GIRTH ?

Mini Mummy 🎀 :
DOCTOR LADY ?

Also born from incest :
WHAT IS LIFE

Mini wine aunt :
The meet up is going to be chaotic asf

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