Comic 3 : Pizza
One day, the 4 Battleship squads minus Missouri cause he is on a mission so they ask Texas to come and having a mini Pizza party, but...
Guam LPH - 9 : " Ahh guys ? I think we shouldn't eat the Pizza... "
Pommern : " What's the problem kamarade ? "
Guam LPH - 9 : " There's bones in it "
Marlborough : " IUU !!! Gross ! "
Texas : " Dang Nabit ! "
Hizen : " Hmm... I guess what the rumor ever told about the opposite boneless pizza was real "
Guam : *eating chicken wings that his son brought only for him*
Pommern : " Verdamnt Guam, did you order it weirdly ? .... I was forward to eat some Pizza today cause i am wanting for it today "
Guam LPH - 9 : " Pretty sure all i said was 2 large pepperoni pizza and a pack of wings... How did they fuck up ... Dad, did you- "
Guam : " This is stupid and childish ! Why would i ever do this... "
Guam LPH - 9 : " Right sorry for asking "
Alaska : *just arrived* " Oh shit ! Pizza ! "
Alaska : ( I knew that i smell something nice )
Guam LPH - 9 : " Ah uncle, before you bite in to that i need to- "
Alaska : " CRUNCH ! " *Bites the pizza harshly*
Alaska : " Oohhh, extra crunchy today... I like that " *saying as he keep eating the Pizza*
Pommern & Marlborough & Hizen : *sweatdrop*
Texas : " I think i gotta go now... See ya partner ! " *Got to her Harley Davidson and ride away*
Guam LPH - 9 : Alaska what the FUCK ?! "
Alaska : " Hah ? "
Guam LPH - 9 : " You- NOBODY EATS BONES ! THE HELL ARE YOU DOING ?! "
Alaska : " Oh there bones inside of it ? I even don't know either "
Guam LPH - 9 : " YOU FUCKIN DUMBASS !!! "
Guam LPH - 9 : " And dad ! How you are so calm about all this ?! Say something about your own brother !! "
Guam : " Don't drag me to this *drinks a smoothie* besides, he didn't do anything pratically wrong this time "
Guam LPH - 9 : " WHAT ??? WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT ?! "
Guam LPH - 9 : " Wait dad, what did you do to the bones from all the chicken wings that you all ate then ? "
Guam : " I swallowed them, of course "
Guam LPH - 9 : " YOU TWO ARE FUCKING INSANE !!! "
_______Marlborough : " Do you any lads just count how many time that kid say the word Fuck lad ? "
Hizen : " I don't count it, sorry "
Pommern : " Drei kamarade, Drei times "
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Comic 4 : Fathers day
One day in the home of Guam's family.
Guam : *covers his face with his book*
Guam LPH - 9 : " Guam ! Guam ! Guam ! Guam ! Guam ! Dad ! Dad ! Dad ! DadGu ! DadGu ! Daddy ! Daddy ! Daddy ! Papa ! Papa ! Papa ! Pa ! Pa ! Pa ! -asshole- Pop ! Pop ! Pop ! Pop ! Father ! Father ! Father ! Father ! OLD MAN ! "
Guam : " WHAT !! "
Guam LPH - 9 : " Hi "
Guam : " Go... Go bother Alaska or your mom... "
Helena : " Eh ??? " *Just came out from the shower*
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Comic 5 : Stars
Alaska : " Alaska, someone who will drag you outside at 3 A.M to look at the stars "
Guam : " If anyone and i mean anyone, wakes me up at 3 A.M to go look at the DAMN SKY ! "
*Thunderstorm sound*
Guam : " THEY WILL BE DEFINITELY REMOVE FROM MY LIFE !!! "
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Comic 6 : Sharing
One day at the port of Azur Lane, it was a calming day with no Siren for sure.Alaska : " Wait a minute, didn't you give a book to that kid ? "
Guam : " Is another book Alaska "
Alaska : " Another book ? Did you pull out of yer ass ? "
Guam : " No idiot ! "
Guam : " This coat has various of pockets, see. I put the book here " *showing the pocket but there is a sound something like candy ?*
Guam : " ...... " ( Oh fudge )
Alaska : " Was that the sound of... a candy bar wrap ? "
Guam : " ..... "
Alaska : " You had a candy all this time ? " *Death glare*
Guam : *sweatdrop* " I can explain "
Alaska : *Holds his tactical revolver* " Mom taught us to share "
Alaska : 💢💢💢 " YOU SELFISH ASSHOLE !!! 💢💢💢 Yamato will not protect you this time ! "
BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG ! BANG !
Guam : " I said... UGH ! ... I can ... GAH ! ... explain ! DAMNIT ! "
From a far away distance
Nimitz : *looking to them from a binocular* " Hah... these two are gonna make me a headache if i not make up their manners "
VOCÊ ESTÁ LENDO
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