I thought I'd try incorrect quotes for once!
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Aiden: I am known by 1 name, Aiden Acharya.
Brynne: Hey Ammamma, I've made brownies, want some?
Aiden: 2 names! And sure -
Rudy: Well cuz, we're all going to Aru's house, so you gotta go there.
Aiden: Really? Also, make that 3 names.
Malini: Go on, have fun with your friends Ace-Cakes
Aiden: 4 names. Hang on, you're already here, do we have to?
Mini: Yes, Wifey
Aiden: 5 names. Wait, isn't that Aru's name for me?
Mini: Technically, yes, but Aru also calls you -
Aru: Snob!
Aiden: Troll! And that's - you know what? I give up on names, let's get brownies.
(A/N this is not very good, but I thought why not)
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Aru *fighting demons* : is that all you got you blesubbering, dirt-rotten abomination!
Brynne: yeah, fight properly, you finical, logger-headed braggart
Rudy: I don't like you, insolent, pale-hearted bugbear
Aiden *from a distance*: what is happening?
Mini: They found a Shakespearean insult generator
Aiden: Do I want to know more?
Mini *whispering*: you really don't.
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Mini *walks in to see Rudy hanging upside down wrapped in toilet paper, Sheela and Nikita running around him in circles each holding a toilet roll themselves, Aru shaking a tambourine, Brynne chanting and Aiden taking a picture in the background* : What happened!?!
Aru: well Brynne and I had an idea -
Mini: say no more, I'll get the first aid kit
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Brynne: Tummy Why?
Aru: ain't nothing but a -
Brynne: Half steak. Tummy why?
Aru: Ain't nothing but a
Brynne: Cheesecaaake, tummy why?
Aru: I never wanna hear you say,
Aru and Brynne: I want it that way!
America's Got Talent:
Brynne: told you we should have roped the others in
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Aiden *to the potatoes* : Hello, my favourite people!
Rudy *running in*: sorry I'm late!
Aiden: Hello mostly my favourite people
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Nikita: I've seen a lot of things in my time, I've seen wars, demons, been kidnapped, and much more
Nikita: today I saw Rudy's closet. Now I know true horror.
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Aru: How do we find Nikki? This place is massive.
Mini: Chill, I got this. NEON TIGHTS ARE IN FASHION!!
Nikita *materializes*: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?!
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Aru *grabbing Vajra*: you ready?
Brynne *waving Go-go*: yep, Aiden?
Aiden *pulling out scrimitors*: yeah, let's do this.
Mini: guys, it's only therapy
And, on that same note...
*Woman runs away screaming*
Mini: what did you do to her?!
Aru: she was my therapist.
Mini: Did she -
Aru: ask what I was thinking? Yes.
Mini: and...
Aru: I told her that crystals are healing if you have a salt deficiency
Mini:
Mini: why is it true tho -
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Therapist: Rudra, based off my test you have (long list of medical terms)
Rudy:
Rudy: But I'm a prince!
Ok then, therapy done,
Aru: so we're all in this now?
Brynne: yeah imma stand for everyone in this group
Mini: same here
Aiden: Definitely
Rudy: as long as I've got my comb!
Twins: us too!
Kara: can I ?
The potatoes:
Nikki: well this is awkward
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So they're all pretty rough, but oh well!
- Bea
YOU ARE READING
Aru Shah one shots/ short stories!
Short StoryAru Shah stuff! Mostly Aruden, but also other stories as well :) I'm a first time writer so please don't judge, there will probably be loads of spelling mistakes. Also, all characters belong to Roshani Chokshi! Thanks and enjoy!
