Summary: It's 4th Year and everyone figures out each other's secret relationships.
Names:
Harry: YOUR CHOSEN ONE
Ron: BFF
Hermione: THERAPIST
Pansy: PRO SHIPPER
Draco: BLONDE BITCH
Neville: GRYFFINPUFF
Ginny: FAV CHILD
Fred: GRED
George: FORGE
Warnings: Fast moving and drama!
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Harry's POV
Chat with Hogwarts Hobos
PRO SHIPPER: Hey my luvbugs! Where are yall at? Im in Charms
GRED: Divination
FORGE: Same
FAV CHILD: Transfiguration
BFF: Potions
THERAPIST: Same and you all are supposed to be paying attention in class!
BLONDE BITCH: Why the fuck does that matter? And same
YOUR CHOSEN ONE: Same
GRYFFINPUFF: Same
PRO SHIPPER: Wait a damn minute...
GRED: What is it, Pans?
FORGE: Smth happen?
PRO SHIPPER: I caught Harry and Draco snogging!
FAV CHILD: WTF are you sure? He is with me!
PRO SHIPPER: I recorded it earlier!
PRO SHIPPER: (video link)
BFF: Harry, you have smth to tell us?
THERAPIST: HARRY JAMES POTTER!
GRED: That confirms it! Drarry is true!
FORGE: All hail Drarry!
FAV CHILD: That's ghastly...you cheated, Harry!
Gryffinpuff has left the chat
BLONDE BITCH: Neville left and how do you know for sure that's me and Harry?
Then I remembered something to get Pansy back.
YOUR CHOSEN ONE: Well IDGAF cuz I caught you and Hermione snogging in an empty classroom!
PRO SHIPPER: When? And we did not!
YOUR CHOSEN ONE: You blew my cover, so imma blow yours!
GRED: Ooooh
FORGE: Drama!
THERAPIST: If you're so sure about that, then show us proof!
BLONDE BITCH: Harry, send it already!
YOUR CHOSEN ONE: (video link)
BFF: HERMIONE! YOU CHEATED ON ME!
FAV CHILD: WTF
Fav Child has left the chat
PRO SHIPPER: Ginny must have had enough with this chat too °~°
THERAPIST: PANSY, YOU AREN'T GONNA TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT WE WERE CAUGHT ON 4K?!
THERAPIST: And Ron, you cheated first!
BFF: What are you talking about?
THERAPIST: You cheated on me with Blaise!
BFF: NO I DIDN'T!
YOUR CHOSEN ONE: Hermione is never wrong though...
BLONDE BITCH: True...
THERAPIST: I have video proof! You two really were snogging!
THERAPIST: (video link)
GRED: RONALD BILIUS WEASLEY! HOW DARE YOU CHEAT ON HERMIONE WITH BLAISE?! YOUR LITTLE SISTER EVEN LEFT THE CHAT AND IT IS ALL YOUR FAULT! BREAK ANOTHER HEART, AND I AM GOING TO BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU!
FORGE: Oh, and Hermione dear, congratulations on getting with Pansy. We are so proud of you!
YOUR CHOSEN ONE: Lol I still remember that Howler Ron got in 2nd year!
GRED: Let us get this straight
FORGE: Drarry, Pansmione, and Blairon are all true then?
BLONDE BITCH: Ig and WTF are these names?
FORGE: Drarry = Draco x Harry, Pansmione = Pansy x Hermione, and Blairon = Blaise x Ron
GRED: Work on your math, Gayco
BLONDE BITCH: *eye roll*
