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China: it wouldn't be invading America if America didn't exist
China: *proceeds to absolutely destroy North America*
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"I'm still waiting for that hot make out sesh between you and China" - Japan to North Korea
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Georgia: if the older generation tries to make you feel bad just remember that we weren't the ones who betrayed Pluto and took away its planet status
Nebraska: words can not express how happy it makes me that we are all so collectively offended about Pluto
Texas: never forgive
Texas: never forget
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Rhode Island: why tall friends are great
• They are towering fortresses good for take shelter from sun, rain, and vicious birds
• Excellent hiding spot
• They provide a path in crowds so we small ones can get through
• Can use as large pillows 10/10 would recommend
Rhode Island: Drawbacks
• What do their faces look like
• They're always looking around like 'SHIT where did my small friend go did I lose them' worry not tall friend I am down here
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Kentucky: WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
Kentucky: NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
Oklahoma: IT HAS MOON'S!!!! IT HAS MOON'S!!!!
California: WHAT. WHAT!
New York: PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
Nebraska: VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
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America: the sun has come out
Canada: the sun is gay
Japan: *white girl voice* why are the hot ones always gay
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Alabama: *looks in Utah's direction*
Utah:
Alabama: why are you running?
Alabama: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?
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Nebraska: let's not forget that 'Fandom' is 'fanatic domain' shortened
California: oh
California: oh. I thought it was like, a kingdom of fans.
California: huh
Oklahoma: my life is a lie
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Alabama: I ALMOST GOT INTO A CAR CRASH AND MY LAST WORDS WOULDVE BEEN THAT CLOUD LOOKS LIKE A DI-
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Japan: today I explained to a guy what shipping is.
Japan: in the beginning he was quiet but when I started to panic he smiled and said: "it's really cute that people see love everywhere, even if it's not officially there."
America: KEEP HIM
Canada: THIS MAY BE IRONIC, BUT I SHIP YOU
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New York: I can't hang out tommorow, I'm too busy doing nothing alone, sorry
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Arkansas: *sneezes*
Alaska: goodnight
Washington: *laugh*
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Alabama: it's kind of funny how when you start to get older that you start to enjoy the things that you used to hate as a kid
Alabama: like taking naps and gettin spanked.
Virginia: that second one is kind of unexpected
West Virginia: but no one is disagreeing
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Texas: Is that are knife or are you just happy?
New Jersey:
California: Fuck yeah he's got a knife everyone run
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Texas: IF YOU REALLY THINK ABOUT IT
Texas: HISTORY IS JUST A BUNCH OF BEDTIME STORIES ABOUT A BUNCH OF PHYSCOPATHS WHO0 WANT TO TAKE OVER THE WORLD
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The states!
幽默Basically just Usa's States. Its uhhhhhhhh lil' skits. It DOES have some RusAme that Alaska did not sign up for. Annnd thats about it. I think I should rename this "America's Shits" or something like that Haha, coming up with a better description. ...
Good Golly Vs Fucking Fuck - Ohio
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