Hetalia Crack. [COMPLETE]

You Guys...

Russia's Boss: Alright, we need to figure out a way to- Ivan focus.

Russia: Not right now... I'm about to beat America's high score on Flappy Bird.

Russia's Boss: Ivan... I really need you to-

Russia: Beat him? Yeah. Working on tha- FUCKING HELL IN SATAN. FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK THIS BIRDY GAME!

OVER IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA.

America's Boss: Alfred... Seriously... Pay attention.

America: Just hold on. I'm at 10. About to beat my high score.

America's Boss: This concerns the Middle East! Our 'enemy'!

America: *Looks up with a glare* Did those mother fuckers beat my high score?