Inanimate Insanity: Object Party!

MJ: Odd Behavior and Pearled Necklaces!

OJ's POV:

Me and Paper walked into the building where the party would be held and we both looked ecstatic. I was so excited to hang out with everyone and not be known to the newbies as that guy who was so rude as the host. I was just trying to be a bit like the host on the other show I was watching before he went to court called, "Heck's Living Room". So yeah, it's that host Gorgonzola's fault now!

Paper looked about ready to explode when he saw how many people were at the party. "Wow, that's ALOT of guests! Hey, who's that guy over there?" I looked around and saw he was pointing at Boxing Glove. Toilet must have invited other objects from different object shows too.

"Oh, that's Boxing Glove. He's from Object Overload." Paper nodded. "So he invited other object show contestants too?" I looked around again. "I guess..." That's when he noticed Marshmallow. I always thought she looked so pretty with her beautiful eyes. But he never really interacted with her much.

But tonight, she had a sparkly pearled necklace around her. It matched her complexion very nicely. She was swatting off Apple at the moment. I must've been staring at her for a while because Paper was waving his hand in front of my face saying, "Um, earth to OJ! What are you even looking at?" I responded, "Marshy. That necklace really looks pretty on her, doesn't it?"

Papers face paled a bit and had a defeated look on his face. "Oh, yeah..." Paper was acting weird around me lately for some reason whenever I mentioned Marshmallow. I know for a fact he doesn't like her, because it's only when I mention her. No one else makes him pale up like that except me. What's up with him?
"Hey, is something wrong, Paper?" He blushed a tad and said, "Oh, no. So what do you wanna do for the rest of the night?" A determined look was plastered onto my face as I said, "I'm gonna ask out Marshmallow. You have to help me!" Paper sighed and shakily said, "I-I can't exactly do that. I've got no experience with.... girls." "Oh, ok! That's cool. I'll go over and just, you know, pretend I know what I'm doing."

Paper waved his hand slowly and said bye. I quickly started to walk towards Marshmallow, when suddenly someone started to tackle me and I fell to the floor. "HEY OJ! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BABE."

Salt, I can't believe I forgot about her. This really sucks. "Oh, hey Salt. You do realize I'm NOT into you, right?" Salt looked into my eyes and smirked. "Oh OJ, don't deny it, we're obviously in love. Deep, deep love. Maybe we could, heh, ya know, get a little.... deeper." Was she serious right now? "No, Salt, I will not go to bed with you. I hate you." "You'll come to your senses eventually, OJ baby. Meet me in my room at 11:00 sharp if you wanna prove your worth to me. See ya, honey buns."

Salt skipped away as I wondered what she was talking about. Why did she just bug me on like that? It gets annoying. It looks like someone's gonna be disappointed when their room has a party of one tonight. I brushed myself off and started back over towards Marshmallow. I was beside her and she must not have noticed me, so I tapped her.

She looked over and yelped. "Oh, sorry OJ! I didn't see you there. How are you?" I smiled and said, "Great! I was wondering if you wanted to chat!" Marshmallow jumped up and smiled. "Of course! Let's sit over at that table in the corner near the DJ booth!" "Sounds good!" We walked over to the wooden table with a bright magenta colored cover draped over it.

We sat down and Marshmallow asked, "Hey, how come you wanted to talk to me over Paper? He seems like he really wanted to hang out with you." I turned around and saw Paper looking at us talking, then quickly hide his face from me. "Well, I wanted hang out with you! You know, get to know you better." Marshmallow grinned and responded, "That's cool! I'm glad you came over here, Apple has really been annoying me lately. She's been saying 'I'm not sure what your mad at me for, but I'm really sorry. I mean it. Blah blah BLAH!"

She ended in a mocking tone. I saw Apple with an extremely disappointed look on her face in the corner of my eye. It reminded me a bit of the way Paper was acting, except towards Marshmallow. "Oh. Well do you think she means it?" She rolled her eyes and said, "Of course she doesn't. I know it. So....um... what do you wanna talk about?" I decided to say, "Um, are you in a relationship? I'm just wondering for.....you know, further reference." Marshmallow smirked and said, "No, I'm not, actually." "That's cool."

THANK GOD. "Well, do you have a girlfriend?" Finally! My moment to be actually be a little bit smooth! "No, but I'd like one." "Well, I'd like one too. How about, hmm, we fulfill each other's desires and get together?" I was surprised Mashy said that. I didn't think she had it in her. "That sounds perfect."

I leaned in for a kiss, as did she. Her lips were like fluffy sheep. They were soft and easy to be entranced into by the way they felt. "Oh OJ, you are such a good kisser. Let's continue." So we kept kissing, then suddenly we started making out just in the corner of the room. I loved it.

She suddenly stopped and mummered, "Meet me for dinner tomorrow at Rosetta's Pasta. Does 7:15 sound ok to you?" "That sounds perfect." "Let's just hang out for the rest of the night, 'Kay?" "I'm down with that." So that's what we did.

(A/N This one was a request from the awesome YsaDidulo ! I really hope you like it! I honestly had no idea how to finish it.
No requests for the next chapter. I've already planned it a bit. Let's just say if your not into homosexual couples, DO NOT read the next chapter.
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