*I suddenly ascend from the stairs* "WAKE ME UP INSIDE!"
*She screams*
Me: "Quiet, sheeeee"
(That's the meme speaking from me)
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*We walk different ways, mumbling inaudible shit*
*Suddenly spot eachother*
*angry Spider-man meme*
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Me: "Let's feed the fish"
Her: "Yeah, you're right"
(We don't own a fish)
*Proceed to feed said fish with shredded cheese*
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Me at the wall: "I bet you can't even play the piano"... "That's what I thought" *middle finger*
I was fighting a blanket, nearly chocking myself while my sister stood next to me with a yoga mat around her shoulders, like an NPC.
Her: "Have you tried maize?"
Me, pathetically losing against the blanket: "Adam Sandler"
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Me: "Please don't eat my ass" *towards one of the 50 cutouts from the tracksuit Pattinson*
Her: "I'll eat his ass"
Me, shocked: "Who said that?" D:
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*We sit across each other, Robert Pattinson between us*
Both quietly chanting: "Time, time, time" ..."Waves over waves"
*Waving arms, Squidward style*
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*I leave again, only the faint sound of my bare feet furiously tapping over the floor is left*
*She picks up a paintbrush* "Mhm, french tomato" *big sniff*
*My voice from upstairs* "YOU BETTER NOT BE SNIFFING CRACK AGAIN!"
(She never did crack)
That eventually woke up my parents. While they locked me in my room so I could riot there in peace, my mom woke up my little sister and went on a nightly walk like always.
