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Apparently I sleepwalk too. I thought I outgrew that, but apparently my brain got triggered again. 

The recorder captured me and my sister the last few nights. 

And I'm more of the aggressive kind of sleeper, who shouts a lot. 




*She's alone in the livingroom* 

"Turn around....turn around.... turn around...." *Slowly spinning* 

*Gets dizzy and stumbles*

"Woah, brutal" 


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"Wake me up..." 

*I suddenly ascend from the stairs*  "WAKE ME UP INSIDE!" 

*She screams* 

Me: "Quiet, sheeeee" 

(That's the meme speaking from me) 

(That's the meme speaking from me) 

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*We walk different ways, mumbling inaudible shit* 

*Suddenly spot eachother* 

*angry Spider-man meme* 


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Me: "Let's feed the fish" 

Her: "Yeah, you're right" 

(We don't own a fish) 

*Proceed to feed said fish with shredded cheese* 


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Me at the wall: "I bet you can't even play the piano"... "That's what I thought" *middle finger* 

I was fighting a blanket, nearly chocking myself while my sister stood next to me with a yoga mat around her shoulders, like an NPC. 

Her: "Have you tried maize?" 

Me, pathetically losing against the blanket: "Adam Sandler" 


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Me: "Please don't eat my ass" *towards one of the 50 cutouts from the tracksuit Pattinson* 

Her: "I'll eat his ass" 

Me, shocked: "Who said that?" D:


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*We sit across each other, Robert Pattinson between us* 

Both quietly chanting: "Time, time, time" ..."Waves over waves" 

*Waving arms, Squidward style*


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*I leave again, only the faint sound of my bare feet furiously tapping over the floor is left*

*She picks up a paintbrush* "Mhm, french tomato" *big sniff* 

*My voice from upstairs* "YOU BETTER NOT BE SNIFFING CRACK AGAIN!" 

(She never did crack) 




That eventually woke up my parents. While they locked me in my room so I could riot there in peace, my mom woke up my little sister and went on a nightly walk like always. 

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