My dog can't dance

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by Second-breakfast

by Second-breakfast

Okay, let's do this one more time.

The name's Edelynn Brock.

I was just living my meaningless little life, when I got infected by an alien parasite.

Parasite?!

Okay, not a parasite. An alien symbiote, who's pretty much of a loser.

Ex-fucking-cuse me?!

We're both losers, to be honest. But when I accidentally stole him from a secret coorperation, we became the one and only Spider-

Venom.
Spider-Venom? That sounds stupid-
No, not Spider-Venom, the fuck you mean-
Why would you name somebody Spider-Venom, that makes no sense-
If YOU WOULD'VE LET ME FINISH, THEN MAYBE!-

Okay, we're still working on the name, but for the rest, we're pretty good at what we're doing.
Y'know? Saving others, beating up bad guys, protecting the city-

Eating people.

...

No.

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Need... to suppress the urge... to start another story... I wouldn't finish!