Sebastian's POV

Finding Ominis was not a difficult task. He sat on a bench not far from the tea corner at the string quartet. This was one of our favourite places. I sat down next to him, grinning broadly. "Damn it, Sebastian! You smell like you've been doing it," my friend complained, and I couldn't help but laugh. "Please tell me you didn't befoule the undercroft," he pleaded. "I would love to, but then I would lie to you," I grinned proudly. "No! Damn it, Sebastian! You're not serious! I didn't show you the undercroft back then so you could lay girls in it." His voice had become very stern by now. "Well, first of all, I would never lay Y/N." "Lay, bang, rail her, fuck, shag, rumpy-pumpy, call it what you want. But don't do it in my undercroft." I couldn't help but laugh at Ominis' rant. "Your undercroft?" I chuckled. "Yes, my undercroft. After all, it belongs to my family. So it's my undercroft. And you befouled it." I tried to calm my best friend by putting a hand on his shoulder. "Calm down! We didn't sleep with each other." Ominis' face twisted into a scowl. "Then why do you smell like that? I can smell her scent on you, and I know what you smell like when you've... played with yourself." "Wait a minute! What?" I looked at the blonde in shock. "How do you know what I smell like when I jack off?" Ominis rolled his bleary eyes. "We've been sharing a dormitory long enough for that. And you're not as inconspicuous as you might think. Especially when you moan her name." My face turned bright red. "Your damn bat ears," I grumbled. "But as I said: we didn't shag. We got a little closer, but not that close. So we've only half-befouled the undercroft." "Befouled is befouled," Ominis pouted. "Whatever you say," I sighed. "You would definitely do the same if you had someone." "Absolutely not!" Ominis' face took on an arrogant expression. "Unlike you, I have class." "You probably mean a stick in the ass," I muttered, and even though my friend definitely heard it, he ignored my comment. "If I had a girlfriend, I wouldn't just take her to the undercroft to be intimate with her. I would make it as romantic as possible. And don't just pounce on her like a starving animal at the first opportunity." The image that popped up in my head made me smile. "I like to remind you of this when you have a girlfriend, my dear. When you two can't keep your hands off each other. Then every opportunity is more than welcome to you." My thoughts wandered to Y/N. "You will always long for her kisses, even if you have just kissed. You'll never get enough of her. You always want to be near her. Your moments together can never be long enough." My heart was pounding, and I wanted to sprint back to the tea corner to kiss Y/N and never let her go. Ominis sighed and shook his head. "It really got you, didn't it?" I grinned from ear to ear. "I'm so happy, Ominis. Y/N feels the same way about me as I do about her, and I still can't believe I'm so lucky to be dating this incredible witch." My grin grew wider and wider. "Yeah, I can't believe she likes an idiot like you either," Ominis groaned. "Oh, come on!" I laughed and put an arm around the blonde's shoulders. "I don't seem to be that bad. After all, I'm your best friend." "And my most annoying one at that." Ominis' annoyed expression turned into a relaxed laugh. "But of course, I'm happy for you. Just please, please, please promise me that you won't do it in the undercroft again. Or defoule it in whatever way. I don't want to enter my retreat unsuspectingly and hear you two moaning." The Slytherin shuddered in disgust at the thought, eliciting another malicious laugh from me. "Hmm... I promise you. But I probably won't keep that promise." "You're an asshole, Sebastian." A mischievous grin crept onto my face, and I leaned a little closer to Ominis. "I know," I whispered in his ear. "And you know what? There are plenty of other places at Hogwarts where you can meet couples having a little fun together. Our dormitory, for example." Horrified, Ominis yanked my arm from his shoulders. "You're not taking her to the common room! Not in our dorm room! It's not called the dormitory for nothing." I shrugged. "Sleep or sleep with each other. It's almost the same." "Merlin, help me." My best friend shook his head in disbelief. "Don't you have some detention you have to do?" he sighed, desperate to get rid of me. "Shit!" I quickly turned around to look at the clock and was shocked. I was late. "Fuck, fuck, fuck! The Weasley will hang on another week if I'm late. "I'll see you later." With that, I ran off. "Very funny, Sebastian!" Ominis shouted after me, causing me to laugh loudly and maliciously.

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