*i get on a train, its been a long while since i had interacted with the outdoor world, so i was awfully nervous. i take my seat and i sit down in it, twiddling my thumbs. Suddenly, a pregnant woman sits next to me, i gasp a little, shes groaning and wincing, i think shes going into labour. i glance at her, my eyes piercing right through her just like in the animes. i slowly raise my hand and i place it down on her thigh, she stops squirming, leaning over to face her in the eyes, my glasses slip down from my nose. i finally take a deep breath and speak.*
"actually, ma'am this here seat is reserved for my one and only waifu, Mikasa Ackerman, you wouldnt know her.. you're... just a female.. heh... so if you could please move, that would be splended."
*i grin, showing off my pearly yellows as she looks over to me, i remove my gooey gripper from her tense, warm thighs.with horror in her eyes, she clutches her stomach, groaning as the contractions arise the longer we stare.*
"w-what do you mean?! im pregnant and in active labour! are you really thinking about your so called 'waifu' right now?!"
*she winces, groaning and mumbling as the entire trains view is set on us.*
"y-your waifu is not important right now!!!"
*she screams, groaning again. i turn to her, my eyes wide and in disbelief.*
"what did you just say?! my m'lady is the most important and understanding woman i know! get off the train, now!!"
*my greasy grubs attack her again, shoving her to the train floor, she lands on her stomach. as she winces and groans on the floor, writhing in pain, i watched as she turned back into Bruce Wayne. But i saw through, her clever disguise, and i pushed my glasses up before crushing the Pregnant Ladies head in between my thighs.
"think twice before you disrespect my waifu, infant carrier. dont you know Mikasa Ackerman is far more superior than YOU, buddy.
*i chuckle, watching her batsuit-incased body fall to the floor. i look up from my laughing scheme and notice the whole train is staring at me with shock.*
THE END
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FanfictionNerd goes on silly adventures with his waifu, Mikasa Ackerman, he often likes to cause mischief in NERDVILLE. stay tuned for more episodes!!
