what the fuck did i just read
'cute in an 1800s small coal mine town where you have to marry someone you're not related to kinda way' how do you come up with that
all girls do
we have to be specific
cute is a very broad term
is he cute like a puppy or like a stringbean skater boy? or is he cute like those quiet funny guys or a shirtless firefighter?
well gee, that terrifies me
i don't know if i want to know how my ex-girlfriends described me
exes plural ???
you mean to tell me that you, bartholomew jenkins, have not only dated a woman before, but have dated more than one ???
yes, yes i have
and where did you get jenkins from
i don't believe it
and jenkins is my russian lit professor
why are you naming me after your russian lit professor
he's a dilf
what more can i say
please say less
and you're also calling me a dilf by extension
by giving us the same name
that's not how it works
yes it is
nuh uh
yuh uh
did you really just say yuh uh instead of uh huh
get out
you always somehow manage to hurt my feelings
it's a gift
took me years to sharpen that skill
you're a gamer, right?
yeah
well my harassment stats go up a point every time i make someone upset
never attempt gamer talk again
you're horrible at it
that physically hurt me to read
does that make me go +1 again ?
very tempted to let my cat scratch out my eyes now
YOU HAVE A CAT ???
yes
her name is patches
i would die for patches
you don't even know what patches looks like
there's only like four different types of cats, i can imagine
as long as she isn't hairless, i love her
what do you have against hairless cats
my grandma had a hairless sphynx cat named ramsey and he hated feet. you couldn't be barefoot in her house unless you wanted him to try to bite your toes off. he ruined the whole breed for me.
kinky
wait no it's a cat
that's like beastiality or something
you really want to check off the last box on the rice purity test, huh
GOD NO
WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT
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