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Red: Let's just agree to both say we're sorry on the count of three.
Red: One... two... three.
Tsc: ...
Red: ...
Red: See, now I'm just disappointed in both of us.
(reminds me of their fight-)

Blue: What should I do?
Yellow: *holds out hand* May I suggest dinner with a friend?
Blue: Well, none of my friends are available, so I guess I'll have to go with you.
(Wow.)

Yellow: Happy Throwback Thursday! Here’s a throwback to when Blue ate an entire tube of lipstick.
Blue, whining: But why would it be cherry-flavored if you can’t eat it?!
(More like netherwart flavoured-)

Yellow: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
Blue: Okay.
*later*
Tsc: Blue! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
Yellow, whispering: Deny everything.
Blue, loudly: That isn't a chair.
(So proud of you blue)

Green: Red got into a fight.
Blue: That’s bad.
Blue:
Blue: Did they win?
(Now I'm curious)

Yellow: Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.
Yellow: On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.
(Me too buddy, me too)

Blue: *talking about Green’s funeral* You do know we’re burying a great person today!
Red, shocked: Did someone else die?
(Did tsc kill Green again?)

Red walking into the kitchen and seeing all their limes peeled: Tsc, I love you but, what the h-e-double FUCK.
Tsc, sipping coffee happily: I love you too :)
(That moment when youre so stupid that red swears)

Green: Bet you can’t eat 15 crayons!
Tsc: Bet you I can!
Yellow: *sips coffee, checks to make sure 911 is still on speed dial, and goes back to reading the paper*
(Responsible yellow)

Red: Go ahead, Yellow. Let it out, cry. If you don't, your tear ducts will get blocked up, and then when you get old, you won't be able to cry.
Tsc: Just when we thought it was safe to let you back into the conversation.
(Reds just being a menace)

Tsc: I prevented a murder today.
Green: Really? That’s amazing! How did you do that?
Tsc: Self-control.
(I wonder who)

TDL: Gatekeep, girlboss, and what's the other one again?
TCO: There isn't another one. You're crazy.
(Slay... literally)

Green: There are three ways to handle a difficult situation. The right way, the wrong way, and the TSC way.
Yellow: Isn't that the wrong way?
Green: Yes, but it's faster.
(I mean- not wrong)

TDL: The risk I took was calculated but, man, am I bad at math.
(Yes, you are.)

TDL: I hate you with every inch of my body!
TCO: That’s not a lot of inches.
(Damn, bro called him out)

Green: Self-care is suppressing all your trauma until it comes back and hits you in the face with the force of 7 very large trucks.
(I'll pay for your therapy)

Mango: Here you go, TSC, a nice hot cup of coffee!
TSC: It's cold.
Mango: A nice cup of coffee.
TSC: It's horrible!
Mango: Cup of coffee.
TSC: I'm not sure if this even IS coffee.
Mango: C U P.
(Oh hey, king made coffee.)

Green: I think I did fairly well on my anatomy quiz! :)
Purple: I forgot I was doing a test.
Green: Purple.
Purple: I said the vertebrae was the back stick because I thought it was funny....
Mango: Purple
(I think purple is getting grounded)

Red: Someone’s trying to break in. Call the cops!
TDL: *loads shotgun* I got this.
Red: Last week you fell up the stairs, what do you mean-
(This is going to go horribly wrong.)

Blue, texting Red: I’m a theif.
Red: Thief.
Blue: Theif.
Red: I before E except after C.
Blue: Thceif.
Red: NO.
(I'm surprised red didn't join the chaos)

Green: I told Blue to grab snacks for everyone.
TSC, looking through the options: Why did you grab fruit snacks? Are you five? Who even likes Fruit Snacks?
*Green, Blue, and Mango raise their hands*
(I didn't think Mango would like fruit snacks but now I cant stop thinking about it)

Purple: We are not mad. We are just disappointed.
Blue: No, we are mad.
Purple: Yes. We are. We are livid. But we are going to let this one slide.
Blue: No, we’re not!
Purple: I am not a mind reader, Blue!
(Its true, cut her some slack blue)

Red: I came out here to attack people and I'm honestly having such a good time right now.
(Red no)

Store Worker: Would a “Green” please come to the front desk?
Green, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker, pointing to Blue and Red: I believe they belong to you?
Blue and Red, simultaneously: We got lost.
Green: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—
(Red and blue casually being chaotic)

Blue: What if I lied this whole time and I'm actually 18?
Green: Blue, stop trying to get drugs.
Blue: Don't suppress my interests.
(Blue you need to stop-)

Red: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.
Green: Well then whose is it?
Red, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!
(Tough luck buddy)

Blue: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Red:
Blue: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Red: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms
(Blue how could you)

Yellow: When I said bring me something back from the beach I meant like a conch shell!
Green: *Struggling to hold a seagull* Fucking say that next time!
(I'm on greens side here)

Green: Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.
Blue: This knife is actually a magic wand.
Yellow: Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.
Red: *cocks gun* Magic missile.
TSC: What the fuck is wrong with you people.
(They're magic)

Purple: Why did you leave Wrestlemania on for the cats?
Red: They need to learn how to protect us.
(Red- no-)

Blue: Ooh, somebody has a crush
Green: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on TSC I just think they’re cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about them.
*Later that night*
Green, very much awake: Uh oh.
(Damn bro, cant relate)

TSC: Blue, I beg of you. Please, PLEASE go to the doctor.
Blue: Hey, I'm sorry. Is this OUR stab wound?
(I mean- slay-?)

Yellow: You know, when I first met you I thought you were a real bitch.
Purple: What changed your mind?
Yellow: Oh, I still think you're a bitch. I've just grown to like that about you.
(Wow, honestly respect)

Purple: Why do you keep a diary?!
Green: To keep secrets from my computer.
(I'm with green on this)

Yellow: That sounds super! Doesn’t that sound super, Green?
Green: No.
Yellow: I think I speak for Green when I say it sounds really super.
(Very super)