Grusha: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Rika: You and me!
Grusha, tearing up: Okay...
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Victor: Can you keep a secret?
Bede: Do you know anything about my life?
Victor: ...No I don't. Good point.
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Nemona: There's something weird going on with your face.
Penny: What?
Nemona: You're smiling. I didn't know you could do that!
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Grimsley: So, which one of you is the big spoon and the little spoon?
Will: Neither!
Karen: We are chopsticks.
Grimsley: That's kinda cute, does that mean you nestle together perfectly?
Karen: No, it just means that if you take either of us away from each other, the only thing the other is good at is stabbing.
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Irida: What are those dead bodies doing there!?
Ingo: Honestly? Not much.
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Laventon: Why are you standing on your desk?
Cyllene: This is my office! I stand where I please!
Laventon: *Sigh* Where's the Wurmple?
Cyllene: By the door, can you please get rid of it-
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Piers: In light of what you did today, you can hug me for four to five seconds.
Raihan: FORTY FIVE SECONDS!?
Piers: NO FOUR TO FIVE-
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Marnie: *Sigh*
Gloria: You bored?
Marnie: Yeah...
Gloria: Wanna start drama for no reason?
Marnie: I thought you'd never ask.
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Brassius: I'm sad...
Hassel, extending his arms: I have emotional cables on me. I can boost you! You just need to attach them like so...
Brassius: But... this is just a hug.
Hassel: Is it working?
Brassius: ...Yeah.
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Rosa: Name a way to be nice to others.
Nate: Don't kill them!
Rosa: Setting the bar a little low, but I'll allow it.
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Pokemon Shenanigans and Whatnot
FanfictionThe kinda sequel to my Pokemon Incorrect Quotes book, except there's more than just incorrect quotes here lol. Literally just a place where any of my Pokemon-related ideas will be dumped cause I dunno why not.
