Cyllene: Are you sure you love me?
Laventon: We've been married for ten years.
Cyllene: ...Is that a yes or a no?
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Melli: This date is boring!
Ingo: This isn't a date. I said it was going to the store.
Melli: Then why did you invite me??
Ingo: I didn't. I specifically said "Don't come with me," and then you said "Fuck you, I'll do whatever I want."
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Nemona: *Gasps*
Arven: What is it!?
Nemona: What if soy milk is just milk introducing itself in Spanish!?
Arven: ...What the fuck?
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Volo: You know you've made it when you see your picture up everywhere you go!
Cogita: ...Volo those are wanted posters.
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Charm: I could kill you if I wanted to, Rei!
Rei: Yeah? So could another person.
Charm:
Rei: So could a Growlithe.
Charm:
Rei: So could a Psyduck.
Charm:
Rei: You aren't special, Charm.
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Rika: New year, new me!
Iono: New year, same me! I'm perfect, bitch!
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Florian: What if I press the brake and gas at the same time?
Juliana: The car takes a screenshot.
Penny: For the last time, get the fuck out.
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Bede: I think I'm having a mid-life crisis.
Opal: You're 15 years old.
Bede: I MIGHT DIE AT 30!!!
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Oleana: Sorry I'm late, I was... doing things.
*Sound of running footsteps progressively getting louder*
Piers, out of breath: SHE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKING STAIRS!
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Lucas: *Stubs his toe* FUCK!
Barry: Mind your language!
Lucas: What else am I supposed to say!? "Woe is I!?"
Barry: ...
Lucas: You have to accept the fact that swears are necessary sometimes.
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(Hey guys soooooo remember when I said I probably wouldn't start consistently updating this book again until the ScarVi DLC comes out??? Yeah well that prediction turned out to be false lmao, y'all can thank SaltyDKDan and Alpharad for reviving my Pokemon obsession.)
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Pokemon Shenanigans and Whatnot
FanfictionThe kinda sequel to my Pokemon Incorrect Quotes book, except there's more than just incorrect quotes here lol. Literally just a place where any of my Pokemon-related ideas will be dumped cause I dunno why not.
