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BTS 55

Yoongi: Nowadays kids are seriously a bunch of idiots. Just look at them .
3 kid-adults creating mesh.
Yoongi: Who the fuck are they? Where are their parents?
(12 mins later).
Lady On Mic: Mr. Min come to head office.
Yoongi: Wait , WHAT ARE THEY MY KIDS??? FUCKKKKKKK.

VMINKOOK did something. shit we need an adult.
V: Hobi Hyung?
Jk: Either he'll panic or being so strict
V: Jin Hyung
Jk: So nagging or shouting
V: monnie Hyung!!
Jk: Nah , he'll create bigger mesh.
V: No option for Suga Hyung at least.
Jk: Shit we have no adults...
Jimin: Guys we are adults....

EXO: Okokokokokok
EXO-L: lalalalalala
TXT: Okokokokokok
MOA: lalalalalala
ENHYPEN: Okokokokokok
ENGENE: lalalalalala
SVT: Okokokokokok
CARAT: lalalalalala
BTS: OkokokokokokLalalalala
ARMY: OkokokokokokLalalalala

Rm talking with Jin. Then Jin rapped on Rm.
[Later that day]
Jin: Suga I'm confused about RM.
Suga:(-_-"")
Jin: When I saw him , I felt butterflies inside me.
Suga: (-_-:)
Jin: But when his actions, make me choke him to death.
Suga: ("=")

Jk: I guess it's true when they say, the one you love the most , at last they hurt you the most.
Vmin:
Jk: whining.
Sope: wth happened?
Vmin: Moonie hyung drank his last banana milk.
Rm: For the nth time. I'm sorry.
Jk: oh now you're sorry.

Jin: What happened to all of you guys? You guys are too well behaved tonight, especially the maknae line....
Jin: what the fuck you guys have done this time???
Vminkook:
Sope:
Rm:
Vminkook: So you haven't seen the kitchen yet..

Hybe: Jin go and pick your members(94liner and vminkook )from target.
Jin: I don't have time, plz Tell Suga to pick them.
Hybe:
Suga: Ok. But can I pick anyone?
Hybe: Plz go pick up your members.
Suga: But I don't want to.
Hybe: If the burn down the whole target, is it ok for you? You have to pay for the whole Mall...
Suga: fuck you all.

V: "Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it/ Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it....."
Jk: suddenly pick him in bridal style and run.
Hyung line: what happened?
Jimin: Jk misunderstood rihanna 's song  as seduction from V..
Hyung line: ohhhhhhhhhhhhh...
Manager nim: kookie We guys have a meeting on afternoon, Plz make him sit properly.

Jimin: are you scared of anything hyung?
Jhope: of course snake.
Jimin: you guys?
Jin: insects.
V: ghosts.
Jk: Microwave.
Suga:
Jimin: oh come on. Hyung. Ok Rapmonie hyung?
Rm: who wouldn't be scared of this economy?
Suga: well I chose different one but I'll go with this.

Jk: I bought giant Takis, doritos, fire chips, buldak sauce, spicy cheetos , gochugaru, gochujang.
Rest of the BTS: 😱
Jk: I making special dish for my lovely haters
Rest of the BTS: 😁
Army: 🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️
🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️🌶️ (x ♾️)

Jk: Hyung , Hyung, Hyungggggg.
Vmin: WTH
Jk: Not you two, Monie hyung
Rm: What?
Jk: What is the english of mu(radish)?
Rm:
Jk:
Vmin: White Carrot
ARMY: mentally face-palm.