BTS Incorrect Quotes ( Crackhead author )

BTS 46

Exorcist: Did you call me?
Hyung line: NO.
Demon: I did, Please fucking take me from this kids.(vminkook).
Hyung line: WOW, Demon can't even handle them..

Taehyung: This date is boring.
Yoongi: This is not a date, I specially told you, I'm going for grocery
Taehyung: But you took me here.
Yoongi: I said DON'T FOLLOW ME. You said - MY LIFE MY RULES. & Follow Me here.
Now shut up and let me do my work.
Taehyung: Starter tearing up.
Yoongi: Noo No. Do you want ice cream?

Jk: Hyung , Call I go for skateboarding?
Rm: What Jin Hyung said?
Jk: Oh come on , Jin isn't you're boss.
Rm(in mind) : That's a trap . Don't fall for it

Interviewer: Who raised Jk?
Suga: He is kinda my son.
Jhope: He is my best brother.
Rm: My fav fanboy.
Jimin: My hometown baby.
V: My double bunny .
Jin:
JK: One Kiss is all it takes, Fall in love with me.
Army: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Yoongi: I'm a dark person. I'm the villain of the story.
Jhope: You still sleep with teddy bear.
Yoongi: Wow , you're seeing things now. Hoseok get up from dream.
Jhope: Ok no problem, No head Patting tonight.
Yoongi: Glossy eye. Wiggling his tail . No no Solly hoba.

Army: You're so pretty.
It hurts .
Baby I'm yours.

Rest of the BTS: ofc you guys are ours. Why you are crying??

BTS hyung line never show differentiate between maknaes..
HYBE: Guys a fire break in.
Rm: Where is Jungkook? Take that kid away.
Suga: Run to save Taehyung, that kid is wired.
Jhope: Cried out while calling Jimin's name.
HYBE: Favourism showing.
Jin: wow. No one called my name.

Jk(2013): We are Dreamers.
Others: kekekeekekke.
Jk(2022): "Dreamers" FIFA World Cup opening.
Army: We believed you.

Tae: " Tu hi re, Tu hi re "
Hyung line: ???????
Jimin: That's a famous " Hindi Song " , he is trying sing that song to impress JK.
Hyung line: ( ^ o ^ )
Jk: Thanks hyung . 

World(2013): We don't believe in these & k-pop boys.
World(2022): " Look we are, we are the dreamers " DREAMERS - By JUNGKOOK
Army:( With swag ) : We need more new haters, cause old one became ARMY.