Ezra: Unfortunately, yes.
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Kyle: I don't know why he said that! I'm very manly!
Kyle: *Leans closer to Ava and whispers* Do you still have your Squishmellows?
Ava: Why? Do you want it in our next meeting?
Kyle:Yes, please.
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Maudie and Ezra: *About to leave Kyle alone in the office*
Ezra: You know where the fire extinguisher is.
Maudie: There's fruit in the fridge.
Kyle: If the fruit bursts into flame, I'll know what to do.
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Kyle: Uhm Ava, what are you wearing?
Ava: My emotions, Kyle! Stress couture!
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*Kyle filming Ezra doing his homework*
Kyle: Geekus nerdiphuticus in its natural habitat
Kyle: Alone as usual.
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Cop: Aren't you a little too young to be solving murder crimes?
Maudie: *Pulling a lollipop out of her mouth* Yes, yes I am.
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Ava: *Aiming a nerf gun at Kyle* Alright, give me your love and affection, and no one gets hurt!
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Kyle: *Delivering a package*
Receiver: Thank you, mailman.
Kyle: You're welcome, female woman.
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Ava: Kyle, can you get me some tea?
Kyle: What's the magic word?
Ava: Please?
Kyle: Actually, the magic word was lotion, but I'll accept your please because you got a boo-boo eye.
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Kyle: Yes! I'm not a failure.
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*Playing monopoly*
Maudie: Kyle, give Ezra 80 dollars; you landed on his property.
Kyle: HE'S IN JAIL. I'M NOT GIVING MONEY TO A CRIMINAL.
Ezra: THAT'S NOT HOW YOU- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.
Kyle: I WISH I WAS NEVER BORN.
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Y/N: Maudie can't be that clever, can she?
Ezra: Once she won a game of chess against a computer.
Ezra: On hard mode.
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