Wild: Somebody once told me the world was macaroni, so I took a bite out of a tree
Four: I hope it hurt
Hyrule: It tasted kinda funny, so I spat it at a bunny-
Legend: WHAT?!
Hyrule: -and the bunny started swearing at me
Time: Dear Goddesses, make it stop
Wind: Ten-thousand years later the bunny was Darth Vader
Twi: Who's that?
Wars: No clue
Wind: And he stuck his lightsaber in me-e!
Wars: WHOA!! OKAY!
*beep*
Wars: Well, uh, what I was thinking was-
Legend: *Shoves Wars in the face*
Wars: Ah! I can't believe you've done this
*beep*
Hyrule: Look at this graph
Wild: I can't read
Hyrule: Neither bro-
*beep*
I apologise for that
I'm brain dead atm lol
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Zelda Theories And Headcanons And Other Stuff
HumorHave you ever wondered what would happen if Ganon loved cuccos? Or what a Heroes' Group Chat would be like? This is where I will dump my theories, Headcanons, Oneshots, chat groups, lyric pranks and ficlets. Have fun reading my dumbest works yet. (I...
