We Are: Am I safe?
Not Lost: I think so... Maybe you shouldn't have set his house on fire
ReinTarnation: Oh you aren't safe yet, cub
ReinTarnation: I still have plans
We Are: Whaa?
We Are has been disconnected
Not Lost: Wild's dead!
Pinky: I guess that's the end of enjoying meals
Malon: That's not quite true, sugar
Old Man: She's right
Pinky: Well, Wild was our failsafe
ReinTarnation: Speaking of, Wild won't be messing with fire for a while
Prince: What did you do to him? Pray tell...
ReinTarnation: I confiscated all his fire weapons and arrows
Four: You do realise he can still make fire
ReinTarnation: How?!
Four: No, don't tell him
Four: How can I not? Wild is dangerous
Four: So? I like having an arsonist on our side!
Old Man: Sorry to interrupt but you still haven't told us Wild's secret
Pirate Gremlin: You gotta admit it was funny watching Wild run away from Twi though
Four: It was hilarious
Four: Why did you find that funny?
Old Man: Four, are you okay?
Four has left the chat
Old Man: Was it something I said?
ReinTarnation: Don't worry, he'll be back.
Pinky: Can someone change my name on this thing?
Sky: Sure!
Sky has set Pinky's nickname to Literal Prince
Literal Prince: Oh, I have the perfect little revenge plan here
Literal Prince has added two people to the chat 'Supposedly Heroes'
Princess Zelda: Oh, brother, dear! You finally decided to acknowledge your royal blood!
Ravio Dear: Mr Hero!!!!!!!
Literal Prince has sat Princess Zelda's nickname to Angry
Angry: Brother!?
Ravio Dear has added Princess Hilda to the chat 'Supposedly Heroes'
Princess Hilda left the chat
Ravio Dear: Well she's in a bad mood
Literal Prince: When is she not?
Ravio Dear: True
Prince: Legend who are these people.
Literal Prince: My sister and my homie
Sky: Wow! Very honoured to meet you, your Highness!
Sky: You must be Sun's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-
Old Man: I'll stop you there. There's a lot of Zeldas.
Malon: Never thought I'd talk to a Princess!
Angry: I understand you are all 'supposedly heroes'?
Pirate Gremlin: How'd you figure that one out?
Pirate Gremlin: Oh yeah! Cause we're all amazing and brilliant
We Are: I don't have much sympathy for the princesses
We Are: My princess wanted me to eat a frog
Not Lost: Frogs were what I ate
Angry: You make me sick
Angry has left the chat
We Are: Well her name was accurate
Ravio Dear has set Legend's nickname to Mr Hero
Mr Hero: ...
Ravio Dear has set Prince's nickname to Mr Captain Hero
Mr Captain Hero: I forgot about that...
Mr Hero has set Ravio Dear's nickname to Bunny
Bunny: You flatter me, Mr Hero!
Mr Hero: No I don't
Mr Hero: That isn't a compliment!
Mr Hero kicked Bunny from the chat
Mr Hero: Problem solved!
Old Man: What did I just watch
Malon: I think I'll go and tend the horses now...
ReinTarnation: I think I'll go with you, Miss Malon
Pirate Gremlin: AAAAaand that's my cue to kick everyone offline!
Pirate Gremlin has kicked everyone offline
Pirate Gremlin added Tetra to the group 'Supposedly Heroes'
Pirate Gremlin has set Tetra's nickname to Pirate Gremlin
Pirate Gremlin: And now we wait!
Pirate Gremlin: This is gonna be so hilarious!
Pirate Gremlin has gone into ghost mode
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Zelda Theories And Headcanons And Other Stuff
HumorHave you ever wondered what would happen if Ganon loved cuccos? Or what a Heroes' Group Chat would be like? This is where I will dump my theories, Headcanons, Oneshots, chat groups, lyric pranks and ficlets. Have fun reading my dumbest works yet. (I...
