Kyle: *Sitting on a couch with a frown on his face*
Ava: Aw, turn that frown upside down!
Kyle: *hangs upside down on the couch, still frowning*
Ava: *Sigh* Close enough.
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Kyle: Pros of wearing black; I look hardcore.
Kyle: Cons of wearing black; everyone knows I had powdered doughnuts.
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Ezra: This is such a bad idea.
Kyle: So why are you coming along?
Ezra: Someone needs to be able to talk to the police when this inevitably goes wrong.
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Ava: *Walks into Kyle's room*
Kyle: Hello, Ava!
Kyle: Now you may be wondering why I'm stuck to the ceiling-
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Maudie: Hey Ezra, let's play truth or dare.
Ezra: Okay, truth?
Maudie: How many hours did you sleep last night?
Ezra:
Ezra: Dare.
Maudie: I dare you to take a nap.
Ezra:
Ezra: I don't like this game.
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Kyle: It hurts when you touch it.
Ezra: Then why do you keep touching it?
Kyle: *While slamming his hand on the cactus* Because I like pain! Pain is all I know!
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Kyle: I lost the match! Now I'm going to have to work at Maccas while living in a crappy apartment with Ezra in the future.
Ezra: Wait, why is MY life ruined???
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Y/N: How dumb do they think you are?
Kyle: Sometimes, they leave me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.
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Ava: We don't love pink.
Maudie: Well, you do.
Ava: No, pink loves me.
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Kyle: We haven't had lunch yet!
Maudie: Neither have half the kids in Africa.
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Y/N: What's so good about Kyle's report card?
Maudie/Ezra/ Ava: He didn't lose it.
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FanfictionI decided to make one shots because I can stop and continue anytime this way :D Mostly going to be Mauzra (Cus smart people love stories are the best, and I mean it, it's mostly Mauzra here ya-), Some Kyva (Cus their odd couple dynamic is very cute...
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