:New Message:
7:16 a.m.
(Never Gonna Give U Up): I miss Dumbledore ;-; I wish I could watch him spin in circles again... *sniffles profusely*
(Mipha): Why is this the message I wake up to
(Never Gonna Give U Up): Show some sympathy, this is your nephew we're talking about!!
(Chat Mom): It took me far too long to realize you're talking about that weasel toy.
(Zelda): Same
(Link): I just woke up to Walter White licking my face lol, what a cute little guy
(Zelda): ....I think I need to wash my eyes after reading that sentence.
(Kakashi Fanboy): Please, for the love of Hylia, I am BEGGING you two to name your pets normal things.
(Never Gonna Give U Up): NEVERRR >:D
(Never Gonna Give U Up): But I really do miss my son
(Never Gonna Give U Up): I wonder where he is right now.....
(Kakashi Fanboy): Considering it fell off a rooftop, probably rotting away in a tree or bush. Perhaps even the highway if it rolled far enough.
(Never Gonna Give U Up): IS THIS REALLY WHAT YOU SAY TO A GRIEVING FATHER???!??
(Mipha): Heyyy only I can bash my brothers toy like that
(Mipha): go kiss your cactus child or somthng
(Purah): Yeah Revali 👀
(Purah): Go kiss the cactus 😘🌵💕
(Purah): *pulls out phone to film*
(Kakashi Fanboy): I hate being here.
:New Message:
8:31 a.m.
(Link): Hey guys guess what
(Link): I've found out what Walter's favorite food is!
(Daruk): Is it blood of his enemies...?
(Link): Wha-
(Link): Dude no
(Daruk): Oh okay phew.
(Link): It's cheese pizza!
(Kakashi Fanboy): Of course it is.
(Purah): I thought you hated being here? 🙃
(Kakashi Fanboy): ....
(Mipha): revali hurts himself in confusion
(Kakashi Fanboy): SHUT UP.
(Zelda): I don't even know how you smuggled a dog into your dorm room, but regardless....what're you going to do when someone notices?
(Link): That's why I'm training him to hide under my bed! No one'll ever see him there!!
(Kakashi Fanboy): By which he means shoving an Australian Shepherd underneath a twin-sized bed and feeding it pizza crust.
(Kakashi Fanboy): Do you see what I have to live with??
(Zelda): What about taking him outside for walks?
(Link): No problem, I just do what we did last night---throw a sheet over him and pretend he's the neighborhood ghost! :D
(Chat Mom): I am honestly amazed at how well that worked.
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BOTW Modern AU Chat Fic
HumorIn which Link gets banned from pretty much every food chain in existence, Revali can't stop accidentally getting jobs, and there's a toy weasel named Dumbledore. Oh, and there's some plot in here....somewhere. Probably. Comedy | Chat Fic | Teen | Mi...
