Never let Frisk talk

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Frisk: Y'know, I feel as if slimes lack diversity.

Rimuru: Hm?

Frisk: they are the most abundant race on the entire planet, yet they serve no purpose aside from being egoless idiots.

Asta: Wha-

Frisk: Wouldn't it be cool if they worked like spiders and had genders?

Saitama: Jesse, what the fuck are you talking about?

Frisk: Where the male dances around and tries to impress the female so that his chances of mating increase?

Eren: What is blud waffling about?

Frisk: And after the mating, the female hunts down the male and eats him?

Makima: Bro what the fuck are you saying?

Frisk: And if they fail to impress the female, the male still gets hunted down?

Tanjiro: Nah, never letting you talk or cook again.

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