Rap Battle (7)

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Requested by: warriorcats2011 (SORRY FOR THE DELAYY, my procrastination has been acting up lately. I need to stop scrolling on YT shorts-)

Two fought like siblings, but only one is winning. . . 

IN A RA-A-AP BATTLE FOR WINGS OF FIRE!!

Lizard/Freedom ✨

OUR BEST BUD, (spoiler) WHY DID YOU HAVE TO DIEE 

VS.

Cottonmouth

Ew.

Lizard/Freedom: 

Since day one

You've been nothing but dung

You're hated by the fandom

'cause you're just dumb

Even Darkstalker

was a little bit smarter

Even Wasp

perhaps

better at rap

than you

Mouth of cotton

You're rotten 

To the core

After all this gore answer one question, *dramatic pause*

what do you wish for?

Cottonmouth: 

OK, my mistake

Just take a break,

Dragon- pfft, more like a fake

Scrawny lizard

Don't think you're some haughty wizard

There's nobody to love you

"Who?" 

Is what they'll say

When they see you portrayed

Besides, your story's quite cliche

Unlike me, 

"oh Cottonmouth for the win!"

Is what they chant

Everyone's my fan

Fandom- Or just me: 

OH SCREW YOU

Nobody cares

Whether you die square and fair

Or eaten by a bear

We want you in despair

I'll declare war on cheetos

Just to see you go

Now I hope your plant never grows, 

Everyone's foe.

Who won? Who's next? YOU CAN NOT DECIDE AS THE FINAL SPOOF IS ONE CHAPTER AWAY!

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