In a land with sand, a night, and a wren, there shall be a fight with nobility and rights. . .
IN A RA-A-AP BATTLE OF WINGS OF FIRE!
Deathbringer
The all-mighty assassin, able to take on a dangerous adult dragon at the age of 5
VS.
Wren
A literal scavenger/human the size of his claw that Deathbringer is deathly afraid of
Deathbringer: *Three feet away from Wren, trembling*
ALRIGHT
From the top
This crap's a mistake
I'm not afraid-
of this size-of-grape
This sh*t is fake
Was re-made
You've been swayed and played
The truth's in the dark
This rumor's made its mark
But dear fans, that book ain't even an arc!
Wren: *Shifts her feet slightly. Deathbringer jumps another foot away from her*
Oh sure it's fake
A mistake?
For goodness sake
You're a lyin' snake
Murderbasket your name
It's as I say
This obligation
Is truly irritation
You're like a Walmart imitation
of frustration.
Who won? Who's next? YOU DECIDE!
(This actually took way too long- wth)
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WoF spoofs! (FINISHED)
HumorFunny scripts, skits, dares, and questions for Dragonets of Destiny, Jade Winglet, and the foursome of Pantala. Many beautiful fanfictions from Kinkajou and swearing from Winter. Have fun reading this FanWings! (OK, this is future-me, I just read li...
