Rap Battle (3)

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When a SeaWing's queen hatred overflows, she'll take Riptide as a foe . . .  

AND FIGHT IN A RA-A-AP BATTLE OF WINGS OF FIRE!

Queen Coral

A terrible mother who wanted her daughters to marry that piece of sh- 

V.S Riptide

The husband that Tsunami will most definitely bully in the future

Begin!

Coral: 

Listen, boy, I'm the queen. 

You're not so keen

You'll make a scene, and you don't even know what I mean

So let me explain

My daughter is mine and she'll marry someone fine

Whirlpool was of noble bloodline but you had to draw the line

Do the work I assign

"Stay put in those oceans," I said. *laughs* You went to Tsu and asked her for wed

You can't even keep my daughter fed!

A son of a traitor

She could marry so much more

Riptide: 

Woah there my "queen", there's no way you'll win

Today is the day when I make you pay

For the terrible ways you made me stay

Even though I'm bland, this ship is what makes me flare

Just in case you aren't aware

Tsunami is your heir

"Daughter" you say, hah, go away!

The whole fandom wants you to pay

for the ways you've treated Anemone (Anemay)

And your thirty sons, they never had fun

To this day, you don't know their names

Don't know their pain.

Don't know their self-blame!

To be honest, you're a shame.

Who won? Who's next? You decide!

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