Webs: OK, once again, I f*cking hate my life. TODAY I am your science teacher but Tomorrow, I'll probably be your "how to touch Peril's scales" teacher! I swear, Tsunami, if you don't give me that raise I'm gonna— anyways, you pick an animal and make a presentation, without using google.
Winter: Damnit. The only animal I know anything about is narwhals . . .
*Winter shivers but continues to work on his project.*
Winter: F*CK! WHY IS A NARWHAL HORN SO BIG!? Oh my lord, look at its evil eyes . . . it looks like the narwhal is gonna kill his own son at any moment if he fails a math quiz.
Kinkajou: Winter, why are you so scared of narwhals anyways?
Winter: Kinkajou, you're too dumb to understand.
Many days of Winter's shrieking later . . .
Winter: And this is why narwhals are completely evil and should not have any kids!
Webs: Winter, your whole presentation is about how to kill a narwhal . . . Although I am quite impressed by all the ways, is that really all you know?
Winter: Dude, look, don't judge. I spent my whole childhood studying how to kill my father. I have never hated anyone else more than him.
Qibli: Dangggg Winter. I shall never call you cold-hearted again. Get it? COLD-HEARTED!?
Winter: Nevermind, I just changed my mind.
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WoF spoofs! (FINISHED)
HumorFunny scripts, skits, dares, and questions for Dragonets of Destiny, Jade Winglet, and the foursome of Pantala. Many beautiful fanfictions from Kinkajou and swearing from Winter. Have fun reading this FanWings! (OK, this is future-me, I just read li...
