Spoof #16

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Glory: I should get it since I'm always nice to everyone!

Tsunami: Well, I think I should get it since I haven't stolen Clay's fish before!

Glory: But I accepted Deathbringer's request for a date!

Tsunami: And, I think you're the nicest and most beautiful RainWing in the whole world.

Kestrel: What are you idiots arguing about? I can hear you from all the way in Starclan-- oh wait, is that the wrong fandom?

Glory: We found this freshly killed prey on the ground, and decided to give it to whoever could tell the biggest lie. 

Kestrel: *sighs in disappointment* You should be ashamed of yourself. When I was your age, I didn't even know what a lie was. Such a disappointment to the SkyWings.

*Tsunami sighs, and hands Kestrel the prey.*

Tsunami: Ugh, you win . . . 

Clay: Hey, guys? Have you seen my cow? I just killed it. 

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