John commits murder

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SeraphinaSimp: that sentence was so vile I had to blur it

Satan: ___ _____ __ ____ ______ __ ____ __ ___ ___

SeraphinaSimp has temporarily muted Satan.

SeraphinaSimp has added Satan (but real) to the group chat.

SeraphinaSimp: TAKE HER YOU FUCKING BITCH

Satan (but real): PLEASE NO I DONT WANT HER

after everyone is done packing

SeraphinaSimp: alright so everyone is here

Degenerate: yeah

DonutMan: except for Arlo

SeraphinaSimp: Elaine you're not going

SeraphinaSimp: lmao do something about it bitch face

Gay Fortune Teller: ___ _ ______ ___ __ __ ________ ___ ____

SeraphinaSimp: listen to my words very carefully

SeraphinaSimp: off yourself

Gay Fortune Teller: Sorry, she grabbed my phone, I'm walking to the parking lot now.

SeraphinaSimp: alright

Dio: Remi

Dio: make a list of what we need at umart

DefinitelyCheatingOnBlyke: okay

Cecile: so we need lanterns, tents, survival food, pans, fire starters, lighters, sleeping bags, and what else?

Degenerate: wait are we having individual tents or one big tent???

Cecile: John what do you think

SeraphinaSimp: one big tent

Gay Fortune Teller: Oh, I didn't tell you guys, the campsite we're going to is actually known for having inhumane beasts lurking in it.

Degenerate: well fuck me

Gay Fortune Teller: No thank you.

DonutMan: of fucking course

DonutMan: we went to that haunted motel and now this

Gay Fortune Teller: This has bigfoot and siren head.

DonutMan: those creepypastas are two fucking years old Arlo

Gay Fortune Teller: damn

Dio: yo guys I found a camping store a few cities away

Dio: it's on the way to wollsten

Dio: they got this on sale

Dio:

Dio:

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