𝑻𝒘𝒊𝒏𝒔 𝑯𝒐𝒑𝒆 (𝑺𝑯𝑨𝑴𝑬𝑳𝑬𝑺𝑺)

The fake aunt

Blossom POV 🌸

I see Mandy milkovich get up and run out crying and see Ian standing there

"You know mickey gonna kill ya right." Mickey was Maddie brother and let's just say my past babysitter until Fiona found out that he trained me using a weapon at age four so that didn't last long. In the morning

me and Jason head to school on our bikes during breakfast with my friends

"In the future they say the more extra curriculums you take the more you get scouted."

"Your only seven Bloos."

"Have you seen my life and the place i live it's lucky i haven't got taken yet."

"Don't worry about it girl plus smartest and prettiest from all of us." My friends nod. After school we came home and saw lip busted up and an old woman

"Lip what happened?"

"And why is there an old dude in old lady clothing sitting here?" Jason asked i looked over and was confused too

"It's not a dude. It's your Aunt Ginger."

"Who?"

"Oh, the one who owns the house?"

"That's right. Ginger! Say hello to your nephew!"

"Dad, stop."

"Why-Why's he trying to pass off Mr. Perry as Aunt Ginger?"

"Who?"

"Mr. Perry, my old bus driver. Now he sleeps by the Dumpster over at the A&P."

"Social Security wants to talk to Ginger, and he was too lazy to go get the real one."

"That's kind of ret*rd brilliant."

"Thank you."

"Or brilliantly ret*rd."

"Thank you."

"Now we have to drive all night to go get her. Think Kev'll let us borrow his car?"

"No."

"I'll call and beg."

"We got these from Imelda over at the Holiday Inn It'll be a good way to stay warm. Why's Mr. Perry here?" I help Veronica with lip

"Hey, Kev, it's me. Uh, can I borrow your car just for the night? I just need..."

"You won't need the car."

"How are we gonna get Ginger?"

"She's d*ad."

"What?"

"Who's d*ad?"

"Aunt Ginger."

"No!"

"Debs, you never met her."

"And now I never will!"

"Don't give me a hard time. I've been very upset about this. I'm in mourning."

"Since when?" Jason asked

"When did she die?"

"Mmm, 12 years ago." We looked shocked when he told us the story

"I was trying to protect you all from the trauma."

"Shit!"

"How do you think I feel? That woman was my heart and soul. She practically raised me."

"Dad, you've been cashing her checks. That's a felony." I said concerned.

"We're living in her house. Was there even a will?"

"You don't need a will, if she's not technically d*ad."

"Yes, she is technically d*ad, Dad. d*ad is d*ad. Just because you haven't told anybody that she's d*ad, doesn't make her not d*ad. f*ck! What are we gonna do now?"

"Well..." I sighed softly going up to my room and study

Jason POV 💙

In the living room reading a book when i heard the door open i look up and see they came back with an old lady

"Oh, my goodness."

"What's wrong?"

"Nothing. Everything is just the way I remember it."

"We kept the house exactly the same, Aunt Ginger."

"Oh, I can see that, dear. Oh, look, there's the bookcase my brother Norman built." I was now confused

"Do you want me to show you to your room, Aunt Ginger?"

"Oh, that would be just wonderful. And after I wash up, why don't I make us all some nice supper?"

"Okay." When she goes up

"Hey... Wh-Where am I?"

"Um is anyone kicking him out?" I asked

"Dad."

"I'm on it. Let's go, Perry. Thanks." Dad did. Debbie had me and blossom take pictures with the fake ginger along with the whole family. In my room i look out the window and see Mikey

"Hey Mick, hey guys."

"Hey Jay is your brother Ian in there?"

"Why?"

"Cause we wanna talk with him?"

"You mean kick his butt right."

"You know me well little j."

"I'll tell him."

"Thanks and say hi to bloss for me."

"Got it." I waved him goodbye long with his brothers. In the morning bloss and i go deliver news papers.

Bloosom POV

"Mandy!"

"Bloos!" I go and hugged her i guess her an Ian are friends patting my head.