blue lock chatfic oneshots

groupchat

summary: you, isagi's best friend, are in a groupchat with the blue lock boys

implied ships: bachisagi, kunigiri, nagireo

note: chapters will be a mix of blue lock member x reader and groupchat texts (check chapter titles)

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[ isagi added y/n to the groupchat ]

bachira
yo! >_<
these faces r so fun
⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝
٩(ˊᗜˋ*)و ♡

reo
okkk bro we get it
isagi who is that

isagi
my friend
i told her about all of u and she wanted to talk to u guys
hope u dont mind

chigiri
u talk abt us to other ppl?
kinda sweet ngl

reo
i mind

isagi
jk i dont actually care shes staying

reo
i'll just remove her

y/n
DONT REMOVE ME

reo
give me one good reason

y/n
i'll give u anything u want
name it
except money i only got like 3 dollars rn

kunigami
his last name is mikage so ur all g

y/n
oh shit
well
how about my undying love and attention

isagi
something he doesn't get from his parents 💀

y/n
mommy and daddy issues??
we're gonna get along so well

raichi
YOOOOO

kunigami
fucking violation right there

bachira
its slursagi after all what do u expect

reo
fuck u isagi
yk what u dont get
bitches 🥱

isagi
didnt nagi leave u for me that one time 🥱

bachira
mr. isagi steal-yo-man yoichi right here

reo
im literally gonna buy ur parents house and evict them.

isagi
AYO BRUH CHILL ITS NOT THAT DEEP????
leave my parents out of this
theyre innocent

y/n
ANYWAY
HELLO NICE TO MEET U ISAGI'S FRIENDS

kunigami
isagi talks to girls???

nagi
replying to y/n
why r u yelling

isagi
replying to kunigami
they dont call me rizzagi for nothin 🥵🐐🔥

reo
no one calls u that

isagi
they do in those tiktok edits of me
stay mad 🖕🖕

bachira
bet thats ur whole fyp huh

y/n
bro he giggles and kicks his feet at them istg
he watches them all the time

isagi
dont expose me like that

raichi
isagi is his own #1 meatrider 💀💀

y/n
does that make me #2 😞😞