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isagi

texts with your boyfriend, isagi!

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[ 2:31 pm ]

y/n
can u buy me tampons

isagi
yeah of course
how many do u need
theres a pack of 100
do u need that many
holy shit theres packages w even more

y/n
LMAO
just get the one with 20 or sumn

isagi
dont u need more
isnt there alot of blood

y/n
i know how much blood there is
ive been having it for a while now

isagi
oh right
why r they so expensive

y/n
i'll pay u back dw

isagi
its not that
like u dont get to choose to have them
so why arent they free????
gonna start swinging

y/n
u make a good point
but please do not harass the inanimate objects in the aisle

[ 3:12 pm ]

isagi
whats ur biggest fear

y/n
being forgotten

isagi
damn thats deep
mine is the kool aid man but
i feel kinda stupid about it now

y/n
LMFAOOO WHAT
UR KIDDING RIGHT

isagi
i shouldnt have said anything

y/n

isagi
i hate you
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

y/n
not more than the kool aid man 🤣
gotta respect the drip tho sheesh
from head to toe too

isagi
...
okay his fit goes kinda hard
youre still annoying tho

y/n
but u love me

isagi
doesnt make u less annoying
also i scored 4 goals in my soccer game 🥶

y/n
not as cool as what i did
i ate a whole bag of chips and took a 3hr nap

isagi
i wouldnt expect anything less
why wasnt it a 4hr nap 😕

y/n
im sorry i'll do better next time

isagi
u better
oh u left this at my house
wanna come over and get it

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y/n
oh whoops
can u bring it when i see u next :)

isagi
no

y/n
WHY

isagi
😐
do i rly have to say it

y/n
say what

isagi
dumbass
i want u to come over

y/n
but my bed is so comfy
the covers are holding me back

isagi
my bed is better
also bigger
and it has me in it

y/n
hmm thats quite a good offer
putting on my shoes rn
i cant stay the whole night tho 🫠

isagi
boooooo 🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅🍅
fine :(

[ 11:36 pm ]

isagi
good morning :D

y/n
it's 11 at night

isagi
ok well ur supposed to be asleep
and weren't supposed to open that till morning
so fuck off

y/n
LMFAOOO
GOODNIGHT MF

isagi
no im calling you

y/n
fineee only for a bit tho

[ 1:12 am ]

isagi
please talk to me
i said i was sorry
i never meant to hurt you

y/n
sorry isnt gonna bring back my fucking kitkat isagi

isagi
bitch you buy them like every week
with my money???

y/n
okay but what if i wanted that specific kitkat
ever think of that
how do i fight someone through a screen

isagi
ok fight me then
with your lips
on my lips

y/n
LMAO???
im still mad btw
me laughing does not change a thing
the sting of betrayal is still here

isagi
okay shakespeare
metaphors n shi

[ 9:53 am ]

y/n
would u take a bullet for me

isagi
who would want you dead
are u a secret agent
ooh or like a hitman
am i dating the girl version of john wick

y/n
💀💀 ur so dumb
it was a theoretical question
why u gotta be so difficult I HATE YOU 😠

isagi
"theoretical" 🤓☝️
but yeah i would
i would do anything for u tbh
except eat an olive
those things are fucking disgusting

y/n
stop
ur cute

isagi
ur cuter

y/n
listen here you little shit