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[ 1:33 pm ] 

aiku
just found out about periods...
how could god do this to our women 💔

kunigami
go back to bed grandpa

chigiri
someone call the nurse hes off his meds again

reo
did one of your 16 girlfriends tell u that

aiku
bunch of anti feminists over here

bachira
reo eated that tho 

rin
Ate*

bachira
i know i ate 🔥🔥

y/n
i gotta ask
whats everyones personality type

isagi
he/him

reo
mf thats not what she meant 😭
also entj 

kunigami
fucking dumbass 💀

bachira
i didnt take that test there were too many questions 

isagi
THEN WHAT IS IT

nagi
[ link ] 

isagi
i aint doing allat 🤣

y/n
go fuck yourself

isagi
fuck me yourself you coward

y/n
i regret being able to read 

raichi
what 

aiku
ayo stop there are children here 

nagi
youre the one in a gc full of children 🤨

chigiri
HE LEFT LMAOOOO 

kunigami
didnt wanna catch a case 

igaguri
this gc needs the holy spirit 
jesus loves you ❤️

bachira
im a minor 😕

[ 3:41 pm ] 

raichi
man i really miss her 

shidou
bet she bad 

raichi
my grandma bro 

isagi
NAHHHH SHIDOU GOTTA GO

chigiri
sorry to hear that raichi 

y/n
im here if u need to talk 

shidou
my point still valid
his grandma was young before 

rin
You need severe psychological evaluation 

kunigami
or he could just be put down

reo
LMFAOO like a damn dog 

isagi
no difference tbh 

shidou
[ link ]

isagi
what did we say about sending porn to the gc

y/n
hes done that before??? wtf 😭

bachira
would u rly put it past him 

chigiri
he even captions them 
like 'mood'  or 'need this rn' 
lonely ass

kunigami
that one time he meant to send it to sae
and he goes 'this is us 🤤'

y/n
LMFAOO THE EMOJI AND EVERYTHING THATS CRAZY

rin
I almost ripped my own eyes out 

shidou
i sent stuff like one time yall exaggerating 
its not porn trust 🤞

bachira
i aint clicking that 

raichi
u rly think we trust u 😭

shidou
help a brother out
just tryna find out what anime that is

sae
obey me

shidou 
ok 😍

isagi
thats the anime name horny ass

shidou
oh 

[ 4:22 pm ] 

zantetsu
whats that 69 emoji in barou's bio? 😂 @barou 

barou 
huh? you mean ♋️ ?

zantetsu
yeah whats it mean 
it just had me kinda curious 

barou
cancer

zantetsu
ohh shit im so sorry how long have you had it?
i hope you beat it frfr

reo
every day you manage to surprise me 

kunigami
braindead headass 😭

bachira
shhhh hes discovering star signs for the first time

nagi
this is a real breakthrough for him 

chigiri
its like a child learning how to read 

kunigami
i doubt he even knows how to do that LMAOO