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summary: yes they leave blue lock sometimes to buy mcdonalds or whatever bc why not

[ 2:53 pm ] 

nagi
i wanna retire already istg 

isagi
tf?? u don't even work lazy ahh 🤣

y/n
you haven't even started ur soccer career bro 
keep going u got this !!

nagi
yeah and i want it to end 

reo
dont listen to him 
he's just in a bad mood bc he got 9 nuggets instead of 10 LMAO
so now hes cursing the world

chigiri
shouldve gone back 

raichi
who tf counts their nuggets...

nagi
me

barou
never speak to me again i'm so fed up with you just leave me alone you've done enough damage already you fucking piece of shit i cant take it anymore i'm so enraged i hate you so much look what you've done 

y/n
HOLY FUCK 😭

reo
what happened this time 

kunigami
channeling his inner isagi lmfao

isagi
stfu 

nagi
barou i will break every single bone
in both your legs
slowly and painfully
say goodbye to your soccer career 

bachira
FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT

chigiri
grabbing my popcorn rn

isagi
replying to reo
nagi thought it would be funny to change barou's alarm from 8:20 to 8:19
he woke up and lost his shit 

raichi
i bet barou sets his tv volume to end in a 5 or 0

reo
if u do it any other way ur just weird 

chigiri
i mean true 

bachira
barou's schedule is quite meticulous and elaborate, with unwavering dedication

kunigami
bro has a spectacular vernacular 

rin
Those aren't even big words. You just don't go to school.

kunigami
naww we got the diction deputy over here 💀

isagi
the alphabet authority 💀

reo
the writing warden 💀

raichi
the linguistics lieutenant 💀

y/n
the sentence sheriff 💀

nagi
anyone wanna play among us 

kunigami
dead game 

isagi
who still plays that

nagi
reo paid for a hat so i wanna use it 

chigiri
ofc he did 😭

raichi
hes so whipped
u got him buying stuff from among us LMAOO

y/n
gimme the code

nagi
ok hold up
SKSJHK

y/n
omg what happeneed 

nagi
thats the code dumbass

[ 6:29 pm ] 

shidou
did i ever tell u guys why i got rejected from university

isagi
no bc no one asked 

chigiri
why

bachira
why do i have the feeling i wont like the answer 

reo
was ur gpa bad?? 🤨

shidou
i was convicted of aggravated assault 😕

raichi
right

bachira
wouldn't expect anything less

shidou
u guys have no faith in me 

isagi
mf maybe bc ur a criminal????

shidou
oh cmon dont be like that 
i prefer the term 'i got too silly'

chigiri
💀

y/n
YO IM BACK
just finished rewatching pitch perfect 

sae
That is the worst movie I've ever seen

shidou
its my fav movie ever
we should breed and ask our child what they think 

kunigami
had to rub my eyes to make sure i was reading that right 

nagi

isagishidou do you want me to end my life 

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isagi
shidou do you want me to end my life 

y/n
replying to sae 
haha yeah i was just joking
i hate it too like omg its sooo bad 

bachira
ENOUGH

shidou
you cant have him
he's mine 

y/n
no he isnt 🤨

shidou
then why he fucking me rn????
ahhhhh omg ooo ahhhhh

reo
i will glue your fingers together so you cant type anymore   

isagi
did blud moan thru text 

chigiri
SICK.

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