basically a long episode of south park but instead of being focused more on kyle, stan, kenny, & cartman this story is more focused on the "foreign kids" aka pip, damien, christophe (ze mole), & gregory. this story also focuses on some other charact...
....does anyone have something they can kill me with?
DAMIEN
...i have a lighter.
MYSTERION
that will take too long.
KYLE
how would you dying help us, mysterion?
MYSTERION
you wouldn't believe me if i told you.
MYSTERION
but just take my word on this. me dying is the only hope we have... so please, someone just find a way to kill me, quickly.
STAN (whispering to kyle)
dude... this mysterion guy is not all there....
KYLE
hey um... mysterion... are you sure you're not... tired... from you know from the whole getting trapped in a secret government torture room... thing...
DAMIEN
i can try and get my father to kill you.
MYSTERION
you can?
DAMIEN
yeah
BUTTERS
uhh.. fellas.. maybe we shouldn't try and get someone killed.
KYLE
i agree
DAMIEN
since i don't have my powers anymore, i can't communicate directly with my father anymore. we're going to have to summon him.
DAMIEN
i need 8 candles and a veil of blood.
KYLE
dude..
STAN
this is some pretty fucked up shit right here!
PIP
oh heavens.
MYSTERION
how are supposed to find that?
****the two guards walks back into the dungeon
GEORGE (GUARD)
can't believe we just got a shipment from mark fucking zuckerberg!
HARRITION (GUARD)
200 candles for the ritual tonight!!! yessss!!!
GEORGE (GUARD)
oh mark! love that little robot alien reptilian creature!
HARRITION (GUARD)
alright dude put the package right there. right next to the cell full of our future sacrifices.
TWEEK
SACRIFICES??????? OH GOD!
STAN
oh no....
HARRITION (GUARD)
awwww..... y'all are going to look so cute in the ritual tonight!
TWEEK
GAH!
HARRITION (GUARD)
especially that little blond headed meth head over there, you're my favorite!!!
TWEEK
AAARrRAhHgGG!!!!
****tweek runs and hides behind craig
GEORGE (GUARD)
hey harrition, jeff bezos wants us back at the meeting... he just texted me.
HARRITION (GUARD)
a days cult work is never done. we'll be back.... don't miss us too much! lol
****the guards chortle as they walk back up to go to the meeting
MYSTERION
how convenient...
TWEEK
AHH! WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIE!!!!!!
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